ISO: White Bike Shorts
Greetings my Fabulous, Fierce, Fluffy Fats...
I come to you because my Google Fu has failed me. I am getting married in a couple months (53 days to be exact) and I am looking for something to wear underneath my dress. I am looking for the fabled white lycra or spandex-esque bike shorts.If they're cotton and reasonably priced that is a huge bonus. I remember them from my childhood (Late 80's early 90's kid woooooo) and I know they exist. I just can't seem to find them to fit me. I am looking to reduce the evil known as chub rub as I am getting married in the beginning of September in Ohio and Spanx are out because they will add to the problem of overheating. I am 5'6"-5'7" ish and 300+ lbs. I carry the majority of my weight in my stomach (is the lower stomach a body part?!?) and am considered an Apple body type.
Help me Fatshionista...you're my only hope!!! :)
I come to you because my Google Fu has failed me. I am getting married in a couple months (53 days to be exact) and I am looking for something to wear underneath my dress. I am looking for the fabled white lycra or spandex-esque bike shorts.If they're cotton and reasonably priced that is a huge bonus. I remember them from my childhood (Late 80's early 90's kid woooooo) and I know they exist. I just can't seem to find them to fit me. I am looking to reduce the evil known as chub rub as I am getting married in the beginning of September in Ohio and Spanx are out because they will add to the problem of overheating. I am 5'6"-5'7" ish and 300+ lbs. I carry the majority of my weight in my stomach (is the lower stomach a body part?!?) and am considered an Apple body type.
Help me Fatshionista...you're my only hope!!! :)