Fuck this noise. I love how every time someone comes out with this kind of bullshit, they can barely speak English.
One time, while walking through a park with my husband, a 14 year old kid approached me and said: "Excuse me m'am, you dropped your 3/4 pounder with cheese." It took me like three minutes to realize he was trying to insult me, and all the while he stood there giggling like he was proud of himself. I finally got it and told him it was a QUARTER pounder and that he was a fucking idiot and he should go back to school to learn something and get some real jokes.
I hate it when morons think they're throwing seven different kinds of smoke. Smoke 'em back.
I also want to say that I realize there's a great deal of fat-hatred in this world. Hell, most fat women hate themselves to one degree or another. We teach it to each other. I choose not to get all worked about assholes like this person with his "fat chick reform act." He's clearly a boner and probably beats off to Maxim magazines into a dirty sock. It makes me happy to know that while I may die a fat woman, at least I will die having lived a life of openness, sincerity, and beauty. I will have filled my soul with kind acts and understanding. I will strive to be happy, to love, to spread joy, to be an artist, and to bring something to this world that means something.
All these other chumps will die as ignorant as the day they started. So most of us fat chicks who "get it" are already leaps and bounds beyond this kind of crap. Ignore it, move on. There won't be a fat revolution, no one will get gunned down in the street, and who gives a fuck if someone on your college campus is repulsed by your body? If no acts of violence come against you, there's no harm done. Hold your head, smile, be happy, be sexy, be smart...it's the single best revenge against these fucking idiots.
Thanks for listening...sorry if offended anyone's sensibilities.
One time, while walking through a park with my husband, a 14 year old kid approached me and said: "Excuse me m'am, you dropped your 3/4 pounder with cheese." It took me like three minutes to realize he was trying to insult me, and all the while he stood there giggling like he was proud of himself. I finally got it and told him it was a QUARTER pounder and that he was a fucking idiot and he should go back to school to learn something and get some real jokes.
I hate it when morons think they're throwing seven different kinds of smoke. Smoke 'em back.
I also want to say that I realize there's a great deal of fat-hatred in this world. Hell, most fat women hate themselves to one degree or another. We teach it to each other. I choose not to get all worked about assholes like this person with his "fat chick reform act." He's clearly a boner and probably beats off to Maxim magazines into a dirty sock. It makes me happy to know that while I may die a fat woman, at least I will die having lived a life of openness, sincerity, and beauty. I will have filled my soul with kind acts and understanding. I will strive to be happy, to love, to spread joy, to be an artist, and to bring something to this world that means something.
All these other chumps will die as ignorant as the day they started. So most of us fat chicks who "get it" are already leaps and bounds beyond this kind of crap. Ignore it, move on. There won't be a fat revolution, no one will get gunned down in the street, and who gives a fuck if someone on your college campus is repulsed by your body? If no acts of violence come against you, there's no harm done. Hold your head, smile, be happy, be sexy, be smart...it's the single best revenge against these fucking idiots.
Thanks for listening...sorry if offended anyone's sensibilities.
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I seriously read the above about five times, thinking, what the shit does that even MEAN?
Then I realized: "Ohhh, because all fat people do is eat junk food. Plus we are notoriously bad at fractions."
Way to go, anonymous 14-year-old. U r a superstar.
My partner would be pretty jazzed if there were such a thing as a 3/4 pounder, though. He loves him some fast food burger.
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