Dear Graduation Application,

[fatpuppylovesu]

I know that you are necessary for me to graduate. I need you to cooperate with me and to make sure that I'm doing all right because, right now, you and I just don't understand each other. Please, make yourself easier. Or, just do yourself for me. Please, god. I don't understand how I'm supposed to graduate with 90 professional credits, and I'm only coming up with 70 so far. I just don't understand it.

So, please, make yourself easier and help me graduate. Thanks.

fatpupplovesu