HLNEWS
OUTLINED news. The real story is not to be found here. I'm like... Headline news.
I. Mt. Saint Helens w/ Laura
A. 2x burns (legs, arms, chest, face, stomach, HANDS (!?), WRISTS)
B. Iodine water
C. Dead everything
II. Work
A. FUckingnnnngdblahhhhh
i. But hey, first check = $700. Enh.
III. Is there anything else?
IV. Oh, everyone is back from New York.
A. Andrew is coming to visit! Soon, kinda. 18 days. Yayyyyyy.
Snippets from conversations, emails:
I. "hhhhaxxx"
MonsieurChuckles: this is so patently obvious.
II. "a lovey note"
III. "Re: Dear boy;" and/or "Re: i hope you get this e mail bitch!"
Boys are plentiful and all gay...whores...but gay.
IV. "!st Day Off!! "
Happy first day off--feels good huh? Call us this
weekend OK?? Did you get your first check? Later-Mom
I. Mt. Saint Helens w/ Laura
A. 2x burns (legs, arms, chest, face, stomach, HANDS (!?), WRISTS)
B. Iodine water
C. Dead everything
II. Work
A. FUckingnnnngdblahhhhh
i. But hey, first check = $700. Enh.
III. Is there anything else?
IV. Oh, everyone is back from New York.
A. Andrew is coming to visit! Soon, kinda. 18 days. Yayyyyyy.
Snippets from conversations, emails:
I. "hhhhaxxx"
MonsieurChuckles: this is so patently obvious.
II. "a lovey note"
III. "Re: Dear boy;" and/or "Re: i hope you get this e mail bitch!"
Boys are plentiful and all gay...whores...but gay.
IV. "!st Day Off!! "
Happy first day off--feels good huh? Call us this
weekend OK?? Did you get your first check? Later-Mom