ahhhhhhhhh

[fathomlessheart]

Well, I'm stuck at home for the second weekend in a row and god dammit it is boring. I want to be back at CNU, but I don't want to do work. CLASS IS EVIL

Comments

I'd just like to state for the record:

[guardsweetie]

-I am cool.
-I am hot.
-I seem to be a lot of temperatures.
-I am funny.
-I am 362 days older than you (363 on leap years).
-I am a dork.
-I am pretty darn good looking.
-I am not modest.
-I am NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS (in reference to a comment you just made to me online)
-I am not putting these in any particular order.
-Okay, maybe I am.
-Ich kann Deutsch nicht sprechen.
-I am throwing that last one in there just because.
-I am not actually the person you think that I am, but am instead a different person pretending to be the girl that you think that I am, but who I am really not.
-I am crazy.
-I am done with this list.

Re: I'd just like to state for the record:

[fathomlessheart]

I think this describes what I'm feeling at the moment:

MINDFUCK BY REQUIEM FOR A DREAM OH GOD

and the infamous

"..."

Re: I'd just like to state for the record:

[destinyforetold]

What kind of crazy?

Think Loraina Bobbit.

[guardsweetie]

Without the whole dick-chopping-off thing.

Re: Think Loraina Bobbit.

[destinyforetold]

What's that supposed to mean?

Oh, I know! You get somebody else to do it. *nudge, nudge*

Re: Think Loraina Bobbit.

[destinyforetold]

[02:24] thouartsimple: damn you
[02:25] thouartsimple: dont encourage
[02:25] thouartsimple: im talking about my penis!
[02:25] Timeless Horrors: Of course you are!
[02:25] Timeless Horrors: FINALLY!
[02:25] Timeless Horrors: I GOT YOU TO SAY IT!
[02:25] Timeless Horrors: Whoo-HAH!
[02:25] thouartsimple: fuck

Just like that scene in Angels in America.

Belize: [seeing that Roy appears dead] Is he...
Ethel Rosenberg: Mm hmm.
Roy Cohn: [rising from his bed] No I'm not! I fooled you, Ethel! I knew it was you the whole time! I can't believe you actually feel for that Mom stuff! I just wanted to see if I could finally, FINALLY, make Ethel Rosenberg sing! I win!
[He starts to flatline again]
Roy Cohn: Oh... fuck.

Re: I'd just like to state for the record:

[zenriflestudent]

Yeah, she'll definitely be wearing the pants in this one.

Re: I'd just like to state for the record:

[destinyforetold]

Don't forget the leash attached to his balls. *cringe* No, lets forget that.

Re: I'd just like to state for the record:

[guardsweetie]

Hey, the last guy actually liked the leash.

Re: I'd just like to state for the record:

[destinyforetold]

Is he still being held prisoner in the basement, only you and him know about?

If I told you that...

[guardsweetie]

I'm afraid I'd have to kill you. Or make you join him.

Re: If I told you that...

[destinyforetold]

Wait a minute...didn't you just tell me? You did!

Who's that at my door?! Is he with you?! I don't know any tall guys wearing dark shades and carrying a nap sack!