Elephant fish and ice-cream sandwiches
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page eighteen, find line four. Write down what it says:
"Go away? From here you mean?"
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
The swivel chair I sit in to record.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Jesus, the news. Which I can say I've literally done about 3 times in the past year.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
2:13 p.m.
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
3:28 p.m.
I'm usually better at this.
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Cars whooshing by outside.
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Last night, to go out in the soft rain for a scrumptious Italian dinner.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
My e-mail, and Byron's webboard.
9: What are you wearing?
The blue sweatshirt Ma gave me, black baggy sweatpants, and, you guessed it!, homemade underwear.
10: Did you dream last night?
Yes, there was an elephant/fish in my tank, who scared himself badly by knocking a heavy piece of electrical equipment around so hard it ricocheted between the side of the tank and him repeatedly. He turned white and spotty.
11: When did you last laugh?
A few minutes ago, at something vanveen said on my friends page.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Not a thing. I've really got to remedy that, now that, as of yesterday, I have my paintings back in hand!
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Well, I heard about something weird: according to Mattie, there was a real-life Christine car somewhere in this fair state, which refused to respond to any driver's commands, including braking, turning, turning off the ignition, plying the parking brake, instead gaining speed. When it was in the garage for repair, it started itself and drove through the wall.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
One of the better ones I've seen, which is why I responded to it!
15: What is the last film you saw?
Finding Nemo.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A house on lots of lovely land.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Any ice-cream sandwich is a good ice-cream sandwich. I'm kind of obsessed with them.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would get rid of fucking smog.
19: Do you like to dance?
Shoo-uh!
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
He's a scared little boy who can't believe what he's gotten away with so far. He knows he's in WAAAY too deep, and he's even more of a moron than I usually think if he actually sees some way out of this for himself that doesn't involve something between utter disgrace and exile, or much, much worse, something about the lowest level of Hell. He's hoping to outrun the shit hitting the fan, because he knows when it do, it gonna be baaaaad.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Oh, lordy, don't hold me to this. Um ... Angel Gigue.
22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Ferdinand Ivy.
23: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Uh, yeah!
"Go away? From here you mean?"
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
The swivel chair I sit in to record.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Jesus, the news. Which I can say I've literally done about 3 times in the past year.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
2:13 p.m.
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
3:28 p.m.
I'm usually better at this.
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Cars whooshing by outside.
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Last night, to go out in the soft rain for a scrumptious Italian dinner.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
My e-mail, and Byron's webboard.
9: What are you wearing?
The blue sweatshirt Ma gave me, black baggy sweatpants, and, you guessed it!, homemade underwear.
10: Did you dream last night?
Yes, there was an elephant/fish in my tank, who scared himself badly by knocking a heavy piece of electrical equipment around so hard it ricocheted between the side of the tank and him repeatedly. He turned white and spotty.
11: When did you last laugh?
A few minutes ago, at something vanveen said on my friends page.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Not a thing. I've really got to remedy that, now that, as of yesterday, I have my paintings back in hand!
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Well, I heard about something weird: according to Mattie, there was a real-life Christine car somewhere in this fair state, which refused to respond to any driver's commands, including braking, turning, turning off the ignition, plying the parking brake, instead gaining speed. When it was in the garage for repair, it started itself and drove through the wall.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
One of the better ones I've seen, which is why I responded to it!
15: What is the last film you saw?
Finding Nemo.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A house on lots of lovely land.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Any ice-cream sandwich is a good ice-cream sandwich. I'm kind of obsessed with them.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would get rid of fucking smog.
19: Do you like to dance?
Shoo-uh!
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
He's a scared little boy who can't believe what he's gotten away with so far. He knows he's in WAAAY too deep, and he's even more of a moron than I usually think if he actually sees some way out of this for himself that doesn't involve something between utter disgrace and exile, or much, much worse, something about the lowest level of Hell. He's hoping to outrun the shit hitting the fan, because he knows when it do, it gonna be baaaaad.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Oh, lordy, don't hold me to this. Um ... Angel Gigue.
22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Ferdinand Ivy.
23: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Uh, yeah!