FOURTH WALL DAY

[fathers_pride]

...Again?

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[swirlygodmother]

...

I think this is the kid we're assigned to in this world...

OH MY GOD.

[fathers_pride]

...what?

I HAD TO.

[swirlygodmother]

Let's see...you're separated from your parents, alone in a ravaged city in a faraway world, and you have to wear those kinds of clothes everyday...

...

[A scroll appears in front of her nose and she starts reading through it.]

[fathers_pride]

...but I like these clothes.

[swirlygodmother]

Oh...well, many kids these days tend to complain about itchy suits. Then again, they're kids from Earth, and this is most certainly not Earth.

[The scroll disappears with a poof.]

...next time, I should not leave Cosmo alone with paperwork. It's like leaving a monkey with a lit match in a room full of explosives!

[fathers_pride]

Well I am from Earth.

I don't think there are people with wings on my Earth though.

[swirlygodmother]

...I see. Well, you're quite different from the children of the Earth I know.

And I think you can see that I'm not exactly a person. I'm a fairy godparent.

[fathers_pride]

...fairy godparent?

[swirlygodmother]

That's right! I grant the wishes of the fairy godchild I'm assigned to! Of course, said wishes should follow certain rules...

[fathers_pride]

...what rules?

[swirlygodmother]

Well, for one thing, magic can't interfere with true love. You can't make money either - that's against the rules. And, you can't use magic in contests.

[fathers_pride]

...can you get me home?

[swirlygodmother]

Hmmm...well, I could if you were my godchild. That's another rule - I only grant the wishes of the godchild assigned to me. I'm sorry.

[fathers_pride]

I thought you said I was!

[swirlygodmother]

I'm sorry, but after taking a look at the paperwork, it looks like my husband made a blunder and sent me to the wrong kid.

But you look really unhappy - someone should assign a fairy to you pretty soon!

[fathers_pride]

...you're all idiots.