the goose has a migraine;

[fathergander]

Whoever brings me the head of the woodpecker that seems to have taken up residence outside my office window doesn't have to pay dues next quarter.

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[lepetitrouge]

And it won't be the last.

You can just leave the check on my desk.

[fathergander]

You know, I had hoped that public school would predispose you towards more blue collar crime.

[lepetitrouge]

What can I say, I'm versatile.

[fathergander]

How splendid to know the future of organized crime is in such capable hands.

[lepetitrouge]

Don't think this means you'll get a black market discount.

[fathergander]

Shame - I could use a new liver.

[lepetitrouge]

Maybe if you treated this one better.

[fathergander]

Yes Mom.

[lepetitrouge]

Yeah well at least somebody's the parent here.

[fathergander]

One two three NOT IT.

[lepetitrouge]

Classy.