the goose explains the value of a fine education;

[fathergander]

Listen up, all you miscreants of academia: your education is a privilege. A privilege that many of you certainly don't deserve, but that you've somehow been given anyways, and for God's sake, I expect you to take advantage of this karmic oversight and do everything you can to at least graduate. Your professors are learned men whom you should take

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[diamonddrop]

I promise I won't use this in class, Professor Anser. I always pay close attention.

[fathergander]

[...]

I know you do, Pearl. Very good.

[tookeen]

Do you like her more than me?

[fathergander]

I like dental surgery more than you.

[tookeen]

Is that (...) not a lot?

[kissthehook]

Pay no attention, Max. The professor has a thing for little girls.

[tookeen]

(doodled :( face)