Villainous Plan 4J - Summer Blockbuster Independence Day Spectacular

[fatherdog]

Massive, unlikely explosions everywhere! Mass chaos! Car chases (with explosions)! Helicopter battles (with explosions)! BAD IS GOOD BABY DOWN WITH THE GOVERNMENT

Pros: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO \m/
Cons: Foiled by B-list actor, unrealistically-out-of-his-league love interest, and sassy african-american sidekick.

Verdict: NEXT TIME, GADGET!