Jul 01, 2008 17:20
Genetically engineered clown heads with prehensile tongues and spider legs.
Pros: Panic reaction from all right-thinking people will make organized resistance impossible.
Cons: May freak me the fuck out.
Verdict: Create prototype, keep in heavily secured pit for intimidation purposes.
Addendum: Also, attach reliable self-destruct device.
muahahaha,
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