Villainous Plan 8J

Jul 01, 2008 17:20

Genetically engineered clown heads with prehensile tongues and spider legs.

Pros: Panic reaction from all right-thinking people will make organized resistance impossible.
Cons: May freak me the fuck out.

Verdict: Create prototype, keep in heavily secured pit for intimidation purposes.

Addendum: Also, attach reliable self-destruct device.

muahahaha, villainous plans

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