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Yes, Obama won. But he won't un-wreck my car :P
So instead of the usual "America has hope now" post, have this drivel instead:
[01:28] Raxarks: So i had this idea, not about anything org related
[01:28] Raxarks: and [NAME WITHHELD] chastised me about it, and said I was sick in the head
[01:28] Raxarks: so I wanted your opinion
[01:29] Nightshades Slave: *snort* I'm... not the person who should be judging these things...
[01:29] Raxarks: sure you are
[01:29] Raxarks: So anyway
[01:29] Raxarks: we were watching something about court tv I think
[01:29] Raxarks: and this guy got sentenced to jail
[01:29] Raxarks: and I said "well he's going to have to stuff broken glass up his rear now"
[01:30] Raxarks: And she was all like " ... WHY."
[01:30] Raxarks: And I was like "to prevent rape"
[01:31] Raxarks: So we got in this big discussion about how she thought that idea was bat shit insane and I was trying to tweak it to make it work and eventually i conceded that it didnt prevent anal rape but as more of a male dentata device for revenge
[01:32] Raxarks: So I finally decided a modified anal bum dentata design: a toilet paper tube full of glass with paper towel covering either end
[01:32] Raxarks: Watcha think?
[01:33] Nightshades Slave: ...Anus dentata? ......Bet that hasn't appeared in a horror movie yet.
I think it would... definitely be vengeful. And unpleasant.
[01:34] Raxarks: So if you had the means and know how, would you fund my research and patenting?
[01:35] Nightshades Slave: Well, I don't know... I'm trying to get funding for my sexy android project... And the two of those don't really... "gel".
...But yeah, I'd help if i could. Maybe if you just threaten people with your initial prototype...
[01:39] Raxarks: very true
[01:39] Raxarks: "You dont like the anal dentata? Do you hate America too?"
[01:40] Nightshades Slave: I WANT TO SEE THE INFOMERCIAL.
[01:40] Raxarks: WITH BILLY MAYS
[01:40] Raxarks: OR THE SHAMWOW GUY
[01:41] Nightshades Slave: BECAUSE HE WAS SO QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT THE PRODUCT.
[01:41] Raxarks: OF COURSE HE IS
[01:42] Raxarks: THE ANAL DENTATA'S MADE BY GERMANS
[01:42] Raxarks: SO YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD
[01:44] Nightshades Slave: I think only the Germans would make something like that.
[01:45] Raxarks: or maybe the guy who invented clam shell packaging
[01:47] Nightshades Slave: ...I hate that bastard.
[01:48] Raxarks: we all do
So instead of the usual "America has hope now" post, have this drivel instead:
[01:28] Raxarks: So i had this idea, not about anything org related
[01:28] Raxarks: and [NAME WITHHELD] chastised me about it, and said I was sick in the head
[01:28] Raxarks: so I wanted your opinion
[01:29] Nightshades Slave: *snort* I'm... not the person who should be judging these things...
[01:29] Raxarks: sure you are
[01:29] Raxarks: So anyway
[01:29] Raxarks: we were watching something about court tv I think
[01:29] Raxarks: and this guy got sentenced to jail
[01:29] Raxarks: and I said "well he's going to have to stuff broken glass up his rear now"
[01:30] Raxarks: And she was all like " ... WHY."
[01:30] Raxarks: And I was like "to prevent rape"
[01:31] Raxarks: So we got in this big discussion about how she thought that idea was bat shit insane and I was trying to tweak it to make it work and eventually i conceded that it didnt prevent anal rape but as more of a male dentata device for revenge
[01:32] Raxarks: So I finally decided a modified anal bum dentata design: a toilet paper tube full of glass with paper towel covering either end
[01:32] Raxarks: Watcha think?
[01:33] Nightshades Slave: ...Anus dentata? ......Bet that hasn't appeared in a horror movie yet.
I think it would... definitely be vengeful. And unpleasant.
[01:34] Raxarks: So if you had the means and know how, would you fund my research and patenting?
[01:35] Nightshades Slave: Well, I don't know... I'm trying to get funding for my sexy android project... And the two of those don't really... "gel".
...But yeah, I'd help if i could. Maybe if you just threaten people with your initial prototype...
[01:39] Raxarks: very true
[01:39] Raxarks: "You dont like the anal dentata? Do you hate America too?"
[01:40] Nightshades Slave: I WANT TO SEE THE INFOMERCIAL.
[01:40] Raxarks: WITH BILLY MAYS
[01:40] Raxarks: OR THE SHAMWOW GUY
[01:41] Nightshades Slave: BECAUSE HE WAS SO QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT THE PRODUCT.
[01:41] Raxarks: OF COURSE HE IS
[01:42] Raxarks: THE ANAL DENTATA'S MADE BY GERMANS
[01:42] Raxarks: SO YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD
[01:44] Nightshades Slave: I think only the Germans would make something like that.
[01:45] Raxarks: or maybe the guy who invented clam shell packaging
[01:47] Nightshades Slave: ...I hate that bastard.
[01:48] Raxarks: we all do