Top Ten - Questions To Ask Yourself Before Ordering The Burger King Quad Stacker

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10. "Are my papers in order?"

9.   "Can I get it supersized?"

8.   "Will I have time to run 298 miles to burn off the calories?"

7.   "Could this have anything to do with why the rest of the world hates us?"

6.   "Should I talk to my doctor about Lipitor?"

5.   "Can I get it on a low-carb bun?"

4.   "How come there isn't any sausage on this bad boy?"

3.   "Why is Burger King making me sign a release form?"

2.   "Should I wait til they come out with the 'Quint Stacker'?"

1.   "Do I have my cardiologist on speed dial?"