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fatespoken

∞ [ phone post ]

Sep 07, 2020 03:43

☎
→ ✆ CALL
→ ✉ MESSAGE
→ ✉ TEXT
→ ❊DIAF

phone post, !ooc

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☎ call girlwithabow September 29 2009, 21:50:50 UTC

[Ring, ring. This is your phone, Amory. Unless you got some funky vampire ringtones.]

☎ call fatespoken September 29 2009, 22:40:26 UTC

[ ffffff, not a vampire at all. he will throw a fit if you even insinuate that. :| ]

Hello? Unless this is about work, go away.

☎ call girlwithabow September 29 2009, 22:44:38 UTC

[And said in one breath with the speed of a gazelle:]

Amory, you are my favorite person in the whole city and I love being your friend. You are the best person I've ever met and nobody can compare to you.

☎ call fatespoken September 29 2009, 22:58:55 UTC

[ ... ]

You're not my friend.

Cursed, aren't you?

☎ call girlwithabow September 30 2009, 00:23:35 UTC

[Why yes, she is grunting this through gritted teeth. It hurts to say you know.]

I really mean what I'm saying.

[To somebody on her side of the line:]

Can I have it now? I did what you asked.

Re: ☎ call fatespoken September 30 2009, 03:30:39 UTC

Use me for ice cream, of course.

[scoff]

I hope you get fat.

☎ call girlwithabow September 30 2009, 04:42:46 UTC

I hope you fall off a cliff and bust your hea--

[And in the background, if one listens closely, they can hear the soft scolding cluck of a tongue.]

I mean, I hope you never fall off a cliff and bust your head open. That would be depressing.

Re: ☎ call fatespoken September 30 2009, 06:47:18 UTC

I don't make it a habit of playing near cliffs, can't say the same for you, pipsqueak.

[ toys with her. sob, karma will come a callin' soon. ]

Ice cream person? Can you hear me-- I won't accept this little girl's platitudes. She's lying through her teeth.

☎ call girlwithabow September 30 2009, 18:02:06 UTC

[For once in her life, Kate's ignoring him. Ice cream is a serious thing.]

Sir, really, he's joking. He's my best friend. He's just a joker. I did what you told me so so give me the ice cream.

☎ call fatespoken September 30 2009, 22:14:34 UTC

Joking? Me? Not at all! She's a lying witch.

☎ call girlwithabow September 30 2009, 23:32:17 UTC

See? He's joking again. You get it, right? Right.

[Wait... what's that sound? That's Kate chomping on some delicious chocolate ice cream.]

Useless moron. I still got my ice cream.

☎ call fatespoken September 30 2009, 23:39:48 UTC

Tell me when your pants stop fitting. So I can laugh.

☎ call girlwithabow September 30 2009, 23:46:45 UTC

My pants are and will be fine. Mind your own business, Amory.

☎ call fatespoken September 30 2009, 23:48:41 UTC

Then leave me alone.

☎ call girlwithabow September 30 2009, 23:52:54 UTC

[Pause.]

No. This is payback.

☎ call fatespoken September 30 2009, 23:57:16 UTC

[ this is the sound of him hanging up. sob. I'M SORRY KATE. ]

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