Wondering the Wonders of the Wonderful Earth
Weeeeeeelll....... it looks like Phoenix is coming out of her batcave/box to impart some wisdom to ye guys! Gather round, gather round...
Things that the Great Phoenix wonders about everyday (this is why she zones out!):
-how to time travel
-cloning humans
-her story
-the average velocity of an african swallow
-whether a letter with a "Flash" stamp will travel faster than one with a "superman" stamp
-how to cure cancer
-how many bugs i accidentally consume a day by choosing to eat cereal (dont ask)
-how many proteins i consume by eating these bugs (yumyum)
-how disgusting and random i sound when i tell this to you...
-how i can gain mutant powers and join the x-men force!!!
-why mr. c hasn't thrown jerry out of the window yet
-if we all really will die when the mayans had predicted that the world would end
-what the hiccup the "string theory" is--- does it have to do with vibrating enough to go through walls? If so, was that why jeremy kept wackin his head against the wall????
-how painfully chuck norris would die if i happend to run into him right now.... hehehe
-etc, etc, etc (wouldnt u jus love to know what i think about so much that requires me to put "etc, etc"??? hehehe, top secret info- if i told u i'd have to kill u...)
Soooo, about my funfun party last nite! I totally bested sarah in super smash bros, though i wish that u guys had let sarah and i put on frank sinatra and dean martin! psh, who cares about stupid rap singers (that was wut u guys were listenin 2, rite???). hehehe... and give a round of applause 2 my fearless felines, Tang and Waffles, for having the courage to attack Alida and Shannon at 4 in the morning! CATS!
I hope that everyone had a sweet time and i can't wait till next year cuz i'm goin 2 hav a big sleepover again, no matter what! Even if i have to kick my family out of the house (psh, they can go live in the treehouse for a nite!)
Now, let's get serious <
> "Trust me..."
By the way, has anyone heard of a gene that allows one to whistle??? If so, then I have proof to believe that I do not possess this gene, and therefore, I am exempted from all whistle lessons from infinity and beyond! Mwhahahahaha... llama... duck... CHRISTIE!
Well, I got to go... hope u all enjoyed my awesome lj entry!
Llama Phoenix (the Dalai Llama of Sweden)
Things that the Great Phoenix wonders about everyday (this is why she zones out!):
-how to time travel
-cloning humans
-her story
-the average velocity of an african swallow
-whether a letter with a "Flash" stamp will travel faster than one with a "superman" stamp
-how to cure cancer
-how many bugs i accidentally consume a day by choosing to eat cereal (dont ask)
-how many proteins i consume by eating these bugs (yumyum)
-how disgusting and random i sound when i tell this to you...
-how i can gain mutant powers and join the x-men force!!!
-why mr. c hasn't thrown jerry out of the window yet
-if we all really will die when the mayans had predicted that the world would end
-what the hiccup the "string theory" is--- does it have to do with vibrating enough to go through walls? If so, was that why jeremy kept wackin his head against the wall????
-how painfully chuck norris would die if i happend to run into him right now.... hehehe
-etc, etc, etc (wouldnt u jus love to know what i think about so much that requires me to put "etc, etc"??? hehehe, top secret info- if i told u i'd have to kill u...)
Soooo, about my funfun party last nite! I totally bested sarah in super smash bros, though i wish that u guys had let sarah and i put on frank sinatra and dean martin! psh, who cares about stupid rap singers (that was wut u guys were listenin 2, rite???). hehehe... and give a round of applause 2 my fearless felines, Tang and Waffles, for having the courage to attack Alida and Shannon at 4 in the morning! CATS!
I hope that everyone had a sweet time and i can't wait till next year cuz i'm goin 2 hav a big sleepover again, no matter what! Even if i have to kick my family out of the house (psh, they can go live in the treehouse for a nite!)
Now, let's get serious <
> "Trust me..."
By the way, has anyone heard of a gene that allows one to whistle??? If so, then I have proof to believe that I do not possess this gene, and therefore, I am exempted from all whistle lessons from infinity and beyond! Mwhahahahaha... llama... duck... CHRISTIE!
Well, I got to go... hope u all enjoyed my awesome lj entry!
Llama Phoenix (the Dalai Llama of Sweden)