On having no comment.
Today my boss called me in to her office because she hadn't yet talked to me about the employee evaluations that are required for new employees (for the first six months--hello, tenth month of employment!). I think she's gotten that I'm not comfortable at work--which I'm not, most of the time--so she jokingly said, "Don't tell me you're quitting next month, too!" At first, I thought, "Oh God, I work in an IT department, she probably has some backhanded way of reading my gmail!" Then I realized she was just joking, but man, it was awkward. So, I just kept my mouth shut and laughed. Real slick.