Comments | fated_addiction: yes, i know. i'm charming.

fated_addiction

yes, i know. i'm charming.

Oct 31, 2006 00:09

*is really amused*

third glass of wine. what do i find?

channel nine: dr. phil's house of hatred.

vh1:

tracey lords + the boflex guy + a haunted asylum + a straight jacket = kick!ass tv. for my amusement.

i'm almost more than tipsy

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cathiexx October 31 2006, 05:15:34 UTC

Hee. Oh, I wish I didn't have to drive tonight. Then I would totally join you in your tispy!fun. (What's after tipsy, anyway? DRUNK? *is curious*)

fated_addiction October 31 2006, 05:20:23 UTC

i'm totally drunk if i go and grab another glass of wine.

...

hmm.

cathiexx October 31 2006, 05:25:30 UTC

Ha. Fun! *grins* Have a glass for me?

fated_addiction October 31 2006, 05:36:57 UTC

I'm considering it. *laughs*

smurphy487 October 31 2006, 05:23:31 UTC

Dr. Phil and wine are a bad combo.

Put the glass down now.

Please.

fated_addiction October 31 2006, 05:37:22 UTC

Ha.

changed the channel.

smurphy487 October 31 2006, 05:41:30 UTC

whew!

arefadedaway October 31 2006, 05:50:34 UTC

I think the only way to watch Dr. Phil is while drunk.

*grabs vodka to get drunk with you* YAYFUN.

fated_addiction October 31 2006, 06:20:13 UTC

*giggles*

Amen. I'ts pretty amusing.

pass_the_vics October 31 2006, 05:54:59 UTC

Spaaaaaaaaaaaam-Tiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!

SIGNS THAT YOU ARE TOO DRUNK

* You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
* You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
* The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
* You can focus better with one eye closed.
* That damned pink elephant followed you home again.
* Two hands and just one mouth...now THAT'S a drinking problem!
* Friends armed with fire extinguishers stood at a safe distance as you blew out your birthday candles.
* Boris Yeltsin called personally to ask you to slow down on the Vodka.
* The doorman asks for you I.D. just to see how long it'll take you to find your pants.
* You're now sober enough to realize "Drink Canada Dry" is a slogan and not a personal challenge.
* You fart and then feel a lump in your back pocket.

Just remember, 2 Aspirin and a big glass of H2O before bed, and you should be fine in the AM!

*laughs*

pass_the_vics October 31 2006, 06:19:42 UTC

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fated_addiction October 31 2006, 06:30:10 UTC

*giggles*

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fated_addiction October 31 2006, 06:29:36 UTC

*laughs* It is.

Totally is. Messed up too. And Beyonce's back on the TV.