15 [accidental video]

[fate_foretold]

--the hell happened!?

[The feed clicks on mid-sentence, recording at an odd angle. Apparently it had just fallen onto the ground, hit a button, and started filming. There's a view of the door to Jin's apartment, the bed that Jin had been sitting on until just a moment ago... and a man limping through the entrance, holding his shoulder. Takaya.]

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[Voice]

[worldsfastest]

[There's just silence from Skwisgaar's frequency. He has no idea who this kid with the glasses is, but it's obvious he's very close to Takaya. All Skwisgaar can do is wait to get yelled at.]

((ooc: well, this is a fine how-do-you-do.))

[Voice]

[fate_foretold]

Who're you?

[Takaya never actually told him the guy's name or frequency, so.]

((ooc: I'M SURE THEY WILL GET ALONG SPECTACULARLY.))

[Voice]

[worldsfastest]

[You caught a break, there, Skwisgaar. It's time for him to lie through his teeth in order to save his skin.]

I's Skwisgaar. What ams wrongs with your friend who I has obkiously nevers seen or meeted befores and totallies was not endangers?

Do you needs me to gets some paper towels?

((ooc: AND BY 'SPECTACULARLY' I AM SURE YOU MEAN 'DISASTROUSLY'))

[Voice]

[fate_foretold]

...

[He's pretty sure he didn't catch any of that.]

What? ...Paper towels?

[Voice]

[worldsfastest]

[Skwisgaar continues talking, completely oblivious to Jin's difficulty understanding him.]

You knows, paper towels. To helps your friend's injury whats I am totallies not responsibibble fors at alls.

[Voice]

[fate_foretold]

[Pauses for a few seconds just trying to figure out what the hell he's saying.]

...So you did this to him?

[Yes, he thinks Skwisgaar is just making fun of them, rubbing it in their faces.]

[Voice]

[worldsfastest]

[Here, have an awkward pause as Skwisgaar panics a little. He didn't plan for Jin seeing through his clever ruse!]

...Well, I didn't do it to him personallies.

(ooc: If Jin wants to rough Skwisgaar up, I'm totally fine with that.)

[Voice] ...lmao that icon

[fate_foretold]

You're that idiot he was toting around, huh? I'm not surprised.

(ooc: ...lol I just find the thought of a teenager roughing up someone as ~brütal~ as Skwisgaar hilarious. Jin's trying to keep a low profile, though, so I don't think he would unless Skwisgaar really provoked him.)

[Voice] ~master of facial expressions~

[worldsfastest]

And what does you means by thats? I ams a highly skilled guitarist what ams went throughs de Scandinavian edumacation systems.

(ooc: Well, considering how Skwisgaar's moving next door to Jin and Takaya, he might be able to piss him off good and proper. HOPE YOU LIKE GUITAR AT THREE AM, JIN.)

[Voice]

[fate_foretold]

[He laughs.]

Your "edumacation" system, huh? Gee, I'm jealous.

(ooc: ...YEAH IN THAT CASE, IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO HAPPEN.)

[Voice]

[worldsfastest]

You shoulds be jealous of mes. Not only am I being de most fastest guitarist alives, I ams also very incrediblies beautifuls and a genie-us.

[Voice]

[fate_foretold]

...You're even dumber than I thought you'd be. It's kind of impressive.

[Voice]

[worldsfastest]

I impresses everyones. I's kind of used to all de wonderfuls attentions.

...Does you play any intsruments?

[Voice]

[fate_foretold]

Tch. Who needs instruments? It's not like they're useful for anything.

1/2 [voice]

[worldsfastest]

[GAAAAAASP]

2/2 [Voice]

[worldsfastest]

I will be what telling you ams totallies wrongs and clearly has no idea what you am be talking about.