LOL
Stolen from mizzmarvel
Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
"The neighbouring spectators shook with a gentle inward joy, several faces went behind fans and handkerchiefs, and Tom was entirely happy."
-The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Mark Twain
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, reading that made me laugh really loudly, and considering that it's 3 in the morning and everyone's asleep, that could have been really bad.
...Does this mean my true calling in life is to be a porn star?
Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
"The neighbouring spectators shook with a gentle inward joy, several faces went behind fans and handkerchiefs, and Tom was entirely happy."
-The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Mark Twain
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, reading that made me laugh really loudly, and considering that it's 3 in the morning and everyone's asleep, that could have been really bad.
...Does this mean my true calling in life is to be a porn star?