OMFG SO MUCH BAD KARMA
so yeah yesterday mango, gabe, angel, pedro, the mikes, glenn and I went to the beach...OR FUCKING DID WE? so we all got up 7-7:30 took showers and whatnot and headed off. we get to publix and half of us werent there yet. (pedro, mango, angel, me in pedros car; gabe, the mikes, glenn in gabes car) so we killed some time there with magazines and crap. we see gabe walk by and he tells us mangos cell wasnt picking up calls. so we all meet up and buy breakfast aka lunchables mini crullers and 2 liter sodas =). as we're leaving gabe says he wants to buy a homie. he buys one, it was a homie chick. he looked at it and said he didnt want a homie bitch and gave it to angel. angel then proceded to try to break the homies little plastic bubble. we had an ice war in the parking lot which was glenn and the mikes throwing ice at us. finally we set off for the beach. everything was going smooth. we got on the turnpike and we're heading over there. gabe calls us and tells us his car broke down... this is pretty much where it all goes downhill. we take a little 10 min detour to find exactly where he is. we get there and mike checks his oil. he had none so we all started laughing at him for never checking his oil. they noted they had heard a loud noise however and looked under the car. all of gabes oil had spilled out because something had come loose. so we called a tow truck and started trying to figure out what we were gonna do the rest of the day. the tow truck gets there and they get the car hooked up to it. he pulls out... i hear the screech of tires and a little thump and i turn around, just in time to see a taxi crash into the back of a corolla... if u had looked at where gabes car was before all u had to do was move it to the left like 5 feet, thats where the taxi was. so at this point we basically lost hope for the rest of the day. we saw the lady driving the taxi walk out and over to the side of the road. she was bleeding from her forehead so we got the first towel we found and gave it to her. we owe glenn a new towel =P it turns out that when the tow truck pulled out it caused the accident. the lady in the first car said that a car in front of her got hit and hauled ass outta there. her car was trashed in the front. next came a car that had no damage, unfortunately the driver was a pregnant woman... then came a corolla that got fucked up in the back driven by some guy and the taxi which got fucked up in the front driven by the lady. some guy i think the first cars driver couldnt find his regestration and got 2 tickets from the trooper. three fire rescue trucks came to take everyone away and 2 city trucks came and made a barricade. we were all next to a downhill field which, as mike pointed out, was full of butterflys right before the accident. afterwards there was just one monarch butterfly. goddamn butterfly effect... at some other point in time mango glenn and i were talking and i yelled out "holy crap mango theres a spider on ur leg!" he looked at me and asked if i was kidding, i pointed at it and said "its right there!". man we freaked out. glenn finlly mustered up the courage to get his wallet and sweep it to the ground where i stepped on it. funny how the three arachnophobic people there were confronted with our fears. i also remember mike constantly asking y life hated us. after we left mike said that this seafood place was good so we stopped for some lunch. it was pretty badass and i found out crocodile tastes mighty good. afterwards we went to mikes house and played a little smash bros. then to mangos to pick up some stuff and finally to angels. mango angel mike and i went to mcdonalds to get food when mike says man, i thought picking up pennies was good luck but i think this one shouldve told me otherwise. he pulled out a penny that u could barely even see the copper on anymore, it was more silver and gray from all the crap on it. my theory is, this was the cause of the insanity. stupid mike and his penny. well its gone now, an asshole cashier at mcdonalds has it, so if u hear about mcdonalds getting sued or going bankrupt or something along those lines, it was us. long story short, jessica and argentina, be glad u didnt go.