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So I heard a while back that the exanimate token black character, Cleaveland, from Family Guy was getting his own spinoff series.
I really don't give much of a shit, cause he seems like the least interesting character ever, but I really hope they go with the obvious choice for the title sequence.
Rip off the Drew Carey Show. Have them all dance the same way, have him mouth the words, but in the end, have him scream "Connecticut!!!" Instead of Ohio. That is where it's set, right? Connecticut? Or is it Rhode Island?
I am SOME kind of comic genius. /tarded
I would have Twittered this instead of wasting the time to sign on to eljay and go to the update page, but the concept was too many characters long to fit. Godamn Twitter, stifling the flow of my creative juices with it's facist 140 character limit.
My favorite customer came in tonight for the first time in a millenia! He is some extreme end of the spectrum kind of guy. He's either decked out in full hobo garb, or he comes strolling in looking like a hobo that mugged a wealthy entrepeneur on his way to a charity ball and took all his clothes. You can tell it's him though, cause you can still see that tiny little gray pony-rat tail thing held in place with what just looks like a rubber band under that swanky fedora he's adorned. He came in once in a full-fledged suit, cumberbund and all. This man FASCINATES ME! What could he possibly do for a living that requires him to either super-swank, or super-slum in his appearance! And how did he get so damn cool! How disturbed would he be if he knew I chronicled my inexplicable fixation with him on the internet!
So many unanswered questions!!! D:
Whatever, I love him, and if I could, I would give him all the Parliament Light 100's in the universe.
I really don't give much of a shit, cause he seems like the least interesting character ever, but I really hope they go with the obvious choice for the title sequence.
Rip off the Drew Carey Show. Have them all dance the same way, have him mouth the words, but in the end, have him scream "Connecticut!!!" Instead of Ohio. That is where it's set, right? Connecticut? Or is it Rhode Island?
I am SOME kind of comic genius. /tarded
I would have Twittered this instead of wasting the time to sign on to eljay and go to the update page, but the concept was too many characters long to fit. Godamn Twitter, stifling the flow of my creative juices with it's facist 140 character limit.
My favorite customer came in tonight for the first time in a millenia! He is some extreme end of the spectrum kind of guy. He's either decked out in full hobo garb, or he comes strolling in looking like a hobo that mugged a wealthy entrepeneur on his way to a charity ball and took all his clothes. You can tell it's him though, cause you can still see that tiny little gray pony-rat tail thing held in place with what just looks like a rubber band under that swanky fedora he's adorned. He came in once in a full-fledged suit, cumberbund and all. This man FASCINATES ME! What could he possibly do for a living that requires him to either super-swank, or super-slum in his appearance! And how did he get so damn cool! How disturbed would he be if he knew I chronicled my inexplicable fixation with him on the internet!
So many unanswered questions!!! D:
Whatever, I love him, and if I could, I would give him all the Parliament Light 100's in the universe.