VOICE ☞ 1
Now this is a pirate paradise-- no Clahd to cry and be a pussy, no Kahl to call the government and get mah crew killed again, and no fucking rules to ruin everything! Piraceh can finally be mah second calling in laif.
The only thing ah could suggest is getting rid of the hippies, fags, mexicans, and gingers on mah dock. Surprised the securitah hasn't taken care of this growing problem. They can't be pirates. Matters will have to be taken into mah own hands, it seems.
And jews especially can't be pirates. A sad, sad disabiliteh that is.
Now if you clits can tell me where the treasure and crystal clear lagoons are, ah can be on mah way.
The only thing ah could suggest is getting rid of the hippies, fags, mexicans, and gingers on mah dock. Surprised the securitah hasn't taken care of this growing problem. They can't be pirates. Matters will have to be taken into mah own hands, it seems.
And jews especially can't be pirates. A sad, sad disabiliteh that is.
Now if you clits can tell me where the treasure and crystal clear lagoons are, ah can be on mah way.