VOICE • 3

[fatassery]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MAH GODDAMN TURKEY.

It is Thanksgiving and ah am supposed to feast. 'ey, ginger bitch. If you're gonna be mah servant, you should make like a hoe and go make some food!! Ah want turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, corn, and apple pah.

If you burn it this time ah sweah to gahd ah will kick you in the vagina.

... Seruhsly.

Comments

[crimsonchainsaw]

Enjoy my darling~

[fatassery]

... What is that.

[crimsonchainsaw]

Don't you love it?~ I poured my love into this! And a pound of salt

So eat up or Herr Major will be most disappointed~

[fatassery]

You burned the skin. That's the best-- You burned the whole goddamn turkey!! You can stick that piece of crap up your ass for all I care 'cause it is not made with love.

[strayswordsman]

Pft. Sucks to be you. You need a proper cook.

[fatassery]

Tell me about it. At least mom cooked better.

[strayswordsman]

Hard t'imagine someone could cook worse than that.