Jonathan is douchebag. Jonathan thinks a lot about The armed services and shit. When I think of Jonathan I think of that one time he told me he is a chronic masturbater, and how he pisses his bed at night and how he cries because sometimes he just wants to be held. I want Jonathan to bow to me. If I were alone in a room with Jonathan I would tell him to stop being such a damn republican. I think Jonathan should work on being a badass. Jonathan needs a device that sends electric shocks to his wang when he is being a douchebag. I want to tackle Jonathan . If I could describe Jonathan in one word, it would be: arrogentclosedmindedrepublicansonofabitch. Jonathan will never be a hippie. Jonathan can suck my cock. (come on, you know everyone thinks that when they fill these things out) I hope Jonathan never takes this thing serious. I like Jonathan because he makes me feel cooler when im around him. (and no, thats not a compliment. HAHHA im kidding man) I want Jonathan to go to a punk show with me. oh and that part about where i talked about rig pissing his bed...that was a lie...but he is a chronic masturbater...and has been know to cry....WHIIIILE masturbating.
Jonathan thinks a lot about The armed services and shit.
When I think of Jonathan I think of that one time he told me he is a chronic masturbater, and how he pisses his bed at night and how he cries because sometimes he just wants to be held.
I want Jonathan to bow to me.
If I were alone in a room with Jonathan I would tell him to stop being such a damn republican.
I think Jonathan should work on being a badass.
Jonathan needs a device that sends electric shocks to his wang when he is being a douchebag.
I want to tackle Jonathan .
If I could describe Jonathan in one word, it would be: arrogentclosedmindedrepublicansonofabitch.
Jonathan will never be a hippie.
Jonathan can suck my cock. (come on, you know everyone thinks that when they fill these things out)
I hope Jonathan never takes this thing serious.
I like Jonathan because he makes me feel cooler when im around him. (and no, thats not a compliment. HAHHA im kidding man)
I want Jonathan to go to a punk show with me.
oh and that part about where i talked about rig pissing his bed...that was a lie...but he is a chronic masturbater...and has been know to cry....WHIIIILE masturbating.
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