but i like chest cavities.....
I decided I want to be in the next Dungeons and Dragons movie. There are no plans for a new Dungeons and Dragons movie, but I've been emailing the tech support of the Wizards website in hopes that when they do, (which they inevitably will) they will fight to give me a leading role. I would be very happy in a Dungeons and Dragons movie. VERY HAPPY.
The Transformers run on ENERGON. If the Transformers landed on earth, President Bush would try to TAKE their ENERGON. At that point, Optimus Prime would KICK HIS ASS. Then Starscream would blow up the Pentagon. Everyone loves Starscream. Ted Kennedy would get drunk with Starscream. They would get drunk with Nixon's corpse. They would film their hijinx and call it "Autobots Gone Wild!"
Abraham Lincoln wouldn't be dead right now if he was a cyborg. John Wilkes Boothe would have shot him and the bullet would have been all "PING!" and then Lincoln would have been all "Where iss John Connah?" and John Wilkes Boothe would have been all "Sarah! Run!"
... and thats how we won the War of 1812.
The Transformers run on ENERGON. If the Transformers landed on earth, President Bush would try to TAKE their ENERGON. At that point, Optimus Prime would KICK HIS ASS. Then Starscream would blow up the Pentagon. Everyone loves Starscream. Ted Kennedy would get drunk with Starscream. They would get drunk with Nixon's corpse. They would film their hijinx and call it "Autobots Gone Wild!"
Abraham Lincoln wouldn't be dead right now if he was a cyborg. John Wilkes Boothe would have shot him and the bullet would have been all "PING!" and then Lincoln would have been all "Where iss John Connah?" and John Wilkes Boothe would have been all "Sarah! Run!"
... and thats how we won the War of 1812.