MY DAMN CURTAINS ATE MY CAT
i was bored and depressed...
[ ] I am bisexual or homosexual.
[ ] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've smoked cigarettes.
[ ] I've gotten high.
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I lie to my parents regularly about where I am.
[ ] I've failed 2 or more classes in one marking period.
[ ] I don't like Bush because from what I hear, he is dumb.
[ ] I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up.
[ ] I am for Bush.
[x] I listen to political music. (nothingface, motherfuckers!)
[ ] I collect comic books.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I watch the news.
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an mp3 player.
[x] I'm not a virgin.
[xxxxxxxx] I own something from Hot Topic.
[x] I love Disney Movies.
[ ] I am a sucker for blonde hair/blue eyes.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[ ] I talk in ebonics, except for around black people.
[x] I curse regularly.
[ ] I paid for that cell phone ring.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a real conversation.
[ ] I love Spam.
[x] I bake well.
[ ] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
[ ] I sneak out of the house often.
[ ] I have a job.
[ ] I love Martha Stewart.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[ ] I think Napoleon Dynamite is overrated.
[x] I am self conscious.
[x] I like to laugh.
[ ] I smoke a pack a day.
[ ] I loved Perks of Being a Wallflower.
[ ] I loved Go Ask Alice.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I win people over easily.
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I have many scars.
[x] I've been out of this country
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I see a therapist.
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I am comfortable with being me.
[x] I am the biggest loser in the world
[ ] I like someone that wont ever know i like them
[ ] I have kissed more then 10 people in the last year.
( ) snuck out of/in the house
(x) gotten lost in your city
(x) saw a shooting star
(x) been to any other countries besides the united states
(x) had a serious surgery
( ) gone out in public in your pajamas
(x) kissed a stranger
(x) hugged a stranger
(x) been in a fist fight
( ) been arrested
( ) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator
(x) swore at your parents
(x) been in love
(x) been close to love
(x) been to a casino
( ) been skydiving
(x) broken a bone
( ) been high
(x) skinny-dipped
(xxxxxxxxxxxx) skipped school (who needs algebra when there is ihop, eh nicole?)
(x) flashed someone
(x) saw a therapist
(x) done the splits
(x) played spin the bottle
(x) gotten stitches
( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
(x) bitten someone
(x) been to Niagara Falls
(x) gotten the chicken pox
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
( ) crashed into a friend's car
( ) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a taxi
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) had a crush on someone of the same sex
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
(x) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(x) been to Europe
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) been married
(x) gotten divorced (greg and i get divoreced all the time)
( ) had children
( ) seen someone die (i watched my hammie die, and a crow)
(x) had a close friend die
( ) been to Africa
(x) Driven over 400 miles in one day
(x) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Thrown up in a bar
(x) Purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been skiing/snowboarding
(x) Met someone in person from the internet
( ) lost a child
(x) gone to college
( ) graduated college
( ) done hard drugs
(x) tried killing yourself
( ) fired a gun
(x) purposely hurt yourself
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone right now
(x) miss somebody right now
oh, and my curtains regurgitated my cat...
[ ] I am bisexual or homosexual.
[ ] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've smoked cigarettes.
[ ] I've gotten high.
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I lie to my parents regularly about where I am.
[ ] I've failed 2 or more classes in one marking period.
[ ] I don't like Bush because from what I hear, he is dumb.
[ ] I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up.
[ ] I am for Bush.
[x] I listen to political music. (nothingface, motherfuckers!)
[ ] I collect comic books.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I watch the news.
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an mp3 player.
[x] I'm not a virgin.
[xxxxxxxx] I own something from Hot Topic.
[x] I love Disney Movies.
[ ] I am a sucker for blonde hair/blue eyes.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[ ] I talk in ebonics, except for around black people.
[x] I curse regularly.
[ ] I paid for that cell phone ring.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a real conversation.
[ ] I love Spam.
[x] I bake well.
[ ] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
[ ] I sneak out of the house often.
[ ] I have a job.
[ ] I love Martha Stewart.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[ ] I think Napoleon Dynamite is overrated.
[x] I am self conscious.
[x] I like to laugh.
[ ] I smoke a pack a day.
[ ] I loved Perks of Being a Wallflower.
[ ] I loved Go Ask Alice.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I win people over easily.
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I have many scars.
[x] I've been out of this country
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I see a therapist.
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I am comfortable with being me.
[x] I am the biggest loser in the world
[ ] I like someone that wont ever know i like them
[ ] I have kissed more then 10 people in the last year.
( ) snuck out of/in the house
(x) gotten lost in your city
(x) saw a shooting star
(x) been to any other countries besides the united states
(x) had a serious surgery
( ) gone out in public in your pajamas
(x) kissed a stranger
(x) hugged a stranger
(x) been in a fist fight
( ) been arrested
( ) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator
(x) swore at your parents
(x) been in love
(x) been close to love
(x) been to a casino
( ) been skydiving
(x) broken a bone
( ) been high
(x) skinny-dipped
(xxxxxxxxxxxx) skipped school (who needs algebra when there is ihop, eh nicole?)
(x) flashed someone
(x) saw a therapist
(x) done the splits
(x) played spin the bottle
(x) gotten stitches
( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
(x) bitten someone
(x) been to Niagara Falls
(x) gotten the chicken pox
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
( ) crashed into a friend's car
( ) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a taxi
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) had a crush on someone of the same sex
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
(x) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(x) been to Europe
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) been married
(x) gotten divorced (greg and i get divoreced all the time)
( ) had children
( ) seen someone die (i watched my hammie die, and a crow)
(x) had a close friend die
( ) been to Africa
(x) Driven over 400 miles in one day
(x) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Thrown up in a bar
(x) Purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been skiing/snowboarding
(x) Met someone in person from the internet
( ) lost a child
(x) gone to college
( ) graduated college
( ) done hard drugs
(x) tried killing yourself
( ) fired a gun
(x) purposely hurt yourself
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone right now
(x) miss somebody right now
oh, and my curtains regurgitated my cat...