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Jun 26, 2005 12:12

Yesterday was probably the most fun I have ever had in my entire life. No questions asked.

Started the day off with a trip over to Matt's house. It was literally like 20 minutes after I woke up that I left. Granted I woke up at around 12:30, it was still a great way to start my day. We hung out for about an hour there and that's all you get to know about that. We went over to Price Chopper so that he could cash his check and I could get a graduation card for Sam-a-lam-a-ding-dong.

After a little adventure at PC we finally made it to Sam's house. The party was kinda lame. Me and Matt just chilled over to the side. I saw my old principal, my nursery school teacher and my fourth grade teacher so that was definetely awesome. We had some food and just goofed around. Watch out though, because Sam's dad has a hidden cloning machine and hides escaped ninja convicts in his shed I think we stayed for about an hour to an hour and a half and then decided to leave.

Matt had to drive because there was no way I could back out of the driveway and manuever around the car that was behind me. I think he was pretty pumped to drive a truck. We called up Mikey Tuff Tuff to see what he was doing and he told us to come over and chill. First we stopped by Stewart's and got free ice cream from Ben. Sa-weet.

We made it to Mike's place and we just chilled on his couch for a bit. Played with him and Lindsay's new kitty, Toby. Absolutely friggin adorable. Lindsay got home from work around 6:30. Dave and Rachel came over and then Ryan and Brandi showed up. Dave rode bikes for a little bit, we all talked about upcoming shows and stuff. Then we decided we were all fucking hungry and decided to go to eat.

Me and Matt rode with Dave and Rachel to Golden Corral. The only reason we went there was because it was cheap. Absolutely the best time ever going out to eat and there have been a lot of good times when going out to eat. We got to sit way off in our own little corner.

Lindsay says: "Aw it's like the hardcore couple corner."

Somehow we got roped into a sex conversation while eating dinner.

Mike on the fact that Matt always randomly starts singing: "Does he ever do that while you guys are, like, doing it??"

We picked on Dave a little and picked on Ryan and there was just a lot of goodhearted fun.

Me: Matt you have crumbs on your pants.
[Lindsay flicks a piece of melon onto Matt's pants]
Lindsay: And cantaloupe too!

Finally we decided to leave (not until after we left the waitress around 12 dollars for a tip because she had to take shit for seating us in a "closed area"). The boys all went in Mike's car and the girls went in Rachel's. All I can say is I wish I had my goddamn camera. That was absolutely amazing. We decided to not go home right away and see how long it took them to notice that we weren't there. We ended up parking in the "driveway" for about 15 minutes listening to Rachel's "awesomely gay cds". Hilarious. She was dancing to all of them. She put on Pour Some Sugar On Me and then Cherry Pie and we called inside and told the boys that they should come out because Rachel and Lindsay were dancing topless on the hood of the car. That door fucking flew open.

Our next mission was to get snacks. We went to Hannaford in the middle of Albany and had a great time there too. When we went outside there was this big stretch Excursion limo packed full of guys. One of them rolled down the window as we walked by and yelled "Hey are you ladies at least 15??" We just kept walking and were laughing hysterically. On the way home we ended up listening to Fly92 and Linds called Mike and told him that we went to Sneaky Pete's instead. He was fucking heated.

When we did get back to the house I think all the boys were relieved that we didn't go to Sneaky Pete's. We started to watch some Jenna Jameson movie that Linds had bought before she went to work that morning and we were just laughing hysterically. This shit was outta hand.

Ryan: They shouldn't call this Krystal Method they should have called it Ridiculously Gross Anal Freaks

He was right though, almost every scene had anal in it. Hahah the gaping asshole was probably the best part.

Sadly me and Matt had to get going since I'm not supposed to drive after nine and it was now around 1 or 1:30, and he had work at 12 today. He drove to his house and then I drove back from there.

now I'm just chilling before my grad party. can't wait to hang out with all those crazy kids again.

Honestly, hands down, the best night of my life, ever.
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