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[fatalgunshot_]

Koped from Weiqi & Nicole (:

WHAT IF......
» I committed suicide:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:

» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Face:
» Hair:
» Clothes:
» Mannerisms:

[1] Who are

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[victoria11]

Hello, young grasshopper. Being a philantropist, I kindly give you words replies of great, great wisdom. Fear me, ye plebeians.

WHAT IF......
» I committed suicide: I'd be shocked. I'm always shocked. Life is SHOCKING.
» I said I liked you: I'd shoot you in the face. Oh wait. That's an act of kindess reserved only for Sam (:
» I kissed you: Again, I'd shoot you in the face. Damn. If only I had a gun.
» I lived next door to you: I'll shove bomb-bags into your electrical box and make you give me a lift home everyday (:
» I started smoking: ZOMG lyk, sm0king killz lungz, y0.
» I stole something: I wouldn't know, now would I?
» I was hospitalized: I'd visit you. And give totally irrelevant and stupid comments WISE WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT 'cos I'm totally wise.
» I ran away from home: I would want to know where you're putting up. I might need some advice later on.
» I got into a fight and you weren't there: Then I wouldn't know you had gotten into a fight, now would I?

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:

» Personality: ZOMG bi-polar (: I say that with a smile on my face.
» Eyes: I don't see them much.
» Face: Bobo. I like the word Bobo.
» Hair: Your hair is like, wack.
» Clothes: OHMYGOSH like, we t0tally wear the same clothes 5 DAYS A WEEK!
» Mannerisms: Huh?

[1] Who are you? I am Victoria Loke. I'm not a girl..... Not yet a woman.....
[2] Are we friends? I'd like to think so.
[3] When and how did we meet? Shithole, a.k.a Block E classroom.
[4] How have I affected you? I don't know, really.
[5] What do you think of me? You is bobo.
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? Dunno. I can't remember to bring a towel into the toilet. I don't know why people keep expecting me to remember other things.
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? For a gabillion years. 'cos I'm like, totally cool and you're totally whorshipping me in secret.
[8] Do you love me? I don't swing that way, baby.
[9] Have I ever hurt you? No. You are TOO WEAK, my young grasshopper.
[10] Would you hug me? Been there, done that.
[11] Would you kiss me? When hell freezes over. I don't mean to offend. Really (:
[12] (This question is not necessary haha.)
[13] Are we close? I suppose.
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? I don't know, really.
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? For a strange reason I feel like pulling your ponytail.
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? -1309817409612397461732. BWAHA.
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Bobo. It just seems right.
[18] Am I lovable? No one is lovable. Maybe apart from Johnny Depp. Oh don't get me started.
[19] How long have you known me? Few months?
[20] Describe me in one word. Bobo.
[21] What was your first impression? l0ser. I like to think everyone is a loser.
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? YES. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.
[23] What do you think my weakness is? Yourextreme H8+R3D for Miss Ha.
[24] Do you think I'll get married? A-buh-den (kay shitzoids I have no idea how to spell it).
[25] What about me makes you happy? You aren't scared of my awesomeness.
[26] What about me makes you sad? You aren't scared of my awesomeness D:
[27] What reminds you of me? Heffalump. All your fault, lah.
[28] What's something you would change about me? Your ponytail. I have this insane urge to pull it.
[29] How well do you know me? Well enough.
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Yes.
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? Not really. You are too weak, as I have said before.
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? No.