Fourth Joke ♣ [video]
*Tonight amidst the already eerie music, a static-riddled video feed is starting up! It is a dimly lit video, with moaning and groaning coming from all around! After a minute or two of some sweeping, dramatic camera angles, the view homes in on-- oh dear, is that a bloody corpse?! It certainly looks that way! My my, and it's even panning in closer and closer to the mangled pile of limbs until--*
*The corpse LEAPS UP and grabs the camera, shaking and rattling it. It's all very b-horror movie, which is exactly what Joker was going for, as after a few moments of holding it in, glorious cackling laughter comes from off screen.*
Ohhhh, wonderful, wonderful! Who says you can't hire good help these days? ... well, I tend to say that rather often, but for a job like this help is ridiculously easy! All right, generic trainer I picked up off the street, off with ye! Less your role becomes reality. Now wouldn't that be fun... Heeeeeeheheheheeee!
*The corpse LEAPS UP and grabs the camera, shaking and rattling it. It's all very b-horror movie, which is exactly what Joker was going for, as after a few moments of holding it in, glorious cackling laughter comes from off screen.*
Ohhhh, wonderful, wonderful! Who says you can't hire good help these days? ... well, I tend to say that rather often, but for a job like this help is ridiculously easy! All right, generic trainer I picked up off the street, off with ye! Less your role becomes reality. Now wouldn't that be fun... Heeeeeeheheheheeee!