Jun 24, 2005 01:56
Durex condoms advertised with cars.....
Sex... Regular condoms: Nice car.... Is that rust?
Sex..... Durex condoms: You replaced the back seat with a water bed with satin pillows?
Sex... Regular condoms: A pine tree air freshener?
Sex..... Durex condoms: A fog machine in the floor boards?
I hate myself.... The radio made me hate myself.
In other news, Alexa concert tomorrow. Hit me up if you wanna go and I like you.
After me and Arthur are gonna stay at KYLE'S!!!
I love im'.