X-Men Sims: First Class
Pictures under the cut of amazingly silly X-Men type sim teens doing lots of stuff that amused me but may or may not amuse you. You have been warned.
So I finally got around to getting group one into the game. I decided to stick them in as teens.
Obviously, the loading screen photo is made of crap. Notice anyone missing? Why, yes, I did forget Warren. Also, sim teens are sort of scrawny looking, but they'll grow out of it.
This is the Danger Room and Control Room, which I personally did not make but think is amazingly cool-looking. The X-Men like it, too, but use it for very odd activiites.
Lorna immediately begins making friends. Yes, that's Bobby she has in a headlock. Notice Xavier pointedly not noticing.
Scott, Bobby and Alex decide to play kicky bag (which is like hackey sack, where they're bouncing a ball back and forth with their feet). They all suck at it. Scott takes it Very Seirously. Bobby mocks him. All is right with the world.
Bobby and Hank think the middle of the DR control room, amid all the computers and electronics, is a great place for a pillow fight.
Alex dances like a tard to Hank's amazingly bad rendition of Chopsticks.
Scott loses his mind. I'm convinced he thinks this is some sort of training exercise.
Warren finally arrives. Xavier attempts to set the house on fire in celebration. Note how amazingly unimpressed Warren is with this welcome.
Lorna and Warren bond. Warren: "...why is she crazy?"
Warren: "I can fly!!" Bobby: "He's going to land on me, isn't he?"
I send them all to school, because I'm too lazy to track down the hack that will let me home school them. I might do that later.
Where do they do their homework? The DR Control room, of course. Note that there are quite literally two dozen desks upstairs that they completely bypassed to get here.
In celebration, more pillow fighting breaks out. Xavier has totally lost any semblance of control of this group. I suspect that thought bubble means Bobby's thinking of mooning someone.
Tell me this is not the face of evil. Poor Scott looks so oblivious. Jean, by the way, flirts constantly with every single male in the house except Xavier.
Bobby thinks outside, on the driveway, in the snow, in the dark is also a great place for homework
Then he ignores all 20 bedrooms upstairs in favor of sleeping on the rec room sofa.
Meanwhile, over on the loveseat...
I accidentally sent Xavier into aspiration failure and found him sobbing on the DR Control Room floor. I was too busy laughing to get a picture. Ditto with Alex's hysterical fit over Bobby and Lorna flirting. All in all, they're scarily like themselves, personality wise, and I'm not directing them to do any of this crap. It's all on their own free will. I'm too busy trying to keep them fed and not peeing themselves to do much else with eight of them in the huge ass house that is the Mansion.
I would like to get Chuck abducted by aliens at some point, because I find that far too amusing for words.
So I finally got around to getting group one into the game. I decided to stick them in as teens.
Obviously, the loading screen photo is made of crap. Notice anyone missing? Why, yes, I did forget Warren. Also, sim teens are sort of scrawny looking, but they'll grow out of it.
This is the Danger Room and Control Room, which I personally did not make but think is amazingly cool-looking. The X-Men like it, too, but use it for very odd activiites.
Lorna immediately begins making friends. Yes, that's Bobby she has in a headlock. Notice Xavier pointedly not noticing.
Scott, Bobby and Alex decide to play kicky bag (which is like hackey sack, where they're bouncing a ball back and forth with their feet). They all suck at it. Scott takes it Very Seirously. Bobby mocks him. All is right with the world.
Bobby and Hank think the middle of the DR control room, amid all the computers and electronics, is a great place for a pillow fight.
Alex dances like a tard to Hank's amazingly bad rendition of Chopsticks.
Scott loses his mind. I'm convinced he thinks this is some sort of training exercise.
Warren finally arrives. Xavier attempts to set the house on fire in celebration. Note how amazingly unimpressed Warren is with this welcome.
Lorna and Warren bond. Warren: "...why is she crazy?"
Warren: "I can fly!!" Bobby: "He's going to land on me, isn't he?"
I send them all to school, because I'm too lazy to track down the hack that will let me home school them. I might do that later.
Where do they do their homework? The DR Control room, of course. Note that there are quite literally two dozen desks upstairs that they completely bypassed to get here.
In celebration, more pillow fighting breaks out. Xavier has totally lost any semblance of control of this group. I suspect that thought bubble means Bobby's thinking of mooning someone.
Tell me this is not the face of evil. Poor Scott looks so oblivious. Jean, by the way, flirts constantly with every single male in the house except Xavier.
Bobby thinks outside, on the driveway, in the snow, in the dark is also a great place for homework
Then he ignores all 20 bedrooms upstairs in favor of sleeping on the rec room sofa.
Meanwhile, over on the loveseat...
I accidentally sent Xavier into aspiration failure and found him sobbing on the DR Control Room floor. I was too busy laughing to get a picture. Ditto with Alex's hysterical fit over Bobby and Lorna flirting. All in all, they're scarily like themselves, personality wise, and I'm not directing them to do any of this crap. It's all on their own free will. I'm too busy trying to keep them fed and not peeing themselves to do much else with eight of them in the huge ass house that is the Mansion.
I would like to get Chuck abducted by aliens at some point, because I find that far too amusing for words.