Hula Hoop smut? Really?

[fat_teaspoon]

I wrote a bit of fic in which Hula Hoops were used as a sort of lead-in to a smutty episode. It was a moment of madness, which I now need to sustain in order to write the smut itself. Suggestions on how I can do this are very welcome.

(It's not H/D, by the way, don't get over excited. It's not even HP, actually.)

I may post it sometime, if I can overcome the embarrassment factor...