Question #23
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Dear Fat Sally,
what are your views on fate in regards to love? is there one person out there for everyone? do you believe in soulmates? is there such a thing as Eyes Meeting Across A Crowded Room? and more importantly, when will i find mine??
Love is rarely fate. It is first and foremost takin' a step towards someone and introducin' yerself. It's walkin' down the street and meetin' people and makin' new friends if nothin' else. It's somethin' t' just jemp into to warm you up when the world gets cold, let me tell you. Shore, love can be fate, but fate is what we make it. Ah does believe in soulmates, but jest because yer a soulmate with someone doesn't mean you was meant to be. Mah best friend and mah hurrdresser, Shaniqua (shaniquasimmons) is mah soulmate, but ya don't see me hangin' mah tits all over her, do ya? Ah do know when you will meet that special someone, but ah can't tell ya, 'cause if'n Ah do, you'll see him a-comin', which will ruin th' whole situation. You'll trip, rip yor dress plum up the back, and fall face first into the avocado dip, and girl, let me tell you, that ain't a purty sight.
Dear Fat Sally,
what are your views on fate in regards to love? is there one person out there for everyone? do you believe in soulmates? is there such a thing as Eyes Meeting Across A Crowded Room? and more importantly, when will i find mine??
Love is rarely fate. It is first and foremost takin' a step towards someone and introducin' yerself. It's walkin' down the street and meetin' people and makin' new friends if nothin' else. It's somethin' t' just jemp into to warm you up when the world gets cold, let me tell you. Shore, love can be fate, but fate is what we make it. Ah does believe in soulmates, but jest because yer a soulmate with someone doesn't mean you was meant to be. Mah best friend and mah hurrdresser, Shaniqua (shaniquasimmons) is mah soulmate, but ya don't see me hangin' mah tits all over her, do ya? Ah do know when you will meet that special someone, but ah can't tell ya, 'cause if'n Ah do, you'll see him a-comin', which will ruin th' whole situation. You'll trip, rip yor dress plum up the back, and fall face first into the avocado dip, and girl, let me tell you, that ain't a purty sight.