bran_sniffum MY ANUS HAS BEEN HURTING A LOT LATELY. WHAT SHOULD I DO TO FIX IT? :(
Wail. Y'gonna need eight things.
1. Wood glue.
2. Nails.
3. Preperashun H.
4. Duct tape.
5. One head o' lettus.
6. Three titties kivvered in peanut oil.
7. 372 rubber bands.
8. An alibi.
I'm shore you kin figger out the rest, bein' you all smart an' everthang and ah'm 'bout t'fall asleep at the screen.