rufflesSALLY
teach me to be fat like you!
Wail, gurly. Lookit mah
info. Right thur, you'll find all the food ah eat t'make me fat. Now, ya gonna hafta do sum uther stuff like not eksersize and sit 'round the house in yer underware and rub hot peanut oil all over yore titties. Now if'n you wants to be fatter, then you gon' have to start thinkin' fat. Y'gon hafta ware sharr curtains and big ole boots an' granny panties. An' it helps if yer related to Tammy Faye Bakker or at least watch her show on tellyvision.