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It is Accurate to say Saturday was one of the Most fucking Random..Funniest days... EVER.
it all started when i met Tiffany in town. and her maw, who was casualy walking with a big fat doobie.
we got Davie... a card. I choose it. it was The Incrediables.. and for a baby. and u could cut out ur own superpower card on the inside.
I've never spoke to Davie in Work.
And we got him the most stupid card... hes gonna think we are weirdos. BUT WILL ANYWAY AFTER THE FUTHER ON GOINGS OF THE DAY.
so.. we go home. Her maw goes out.
I crack open the Lambrini and start rolling a few joints.
then i was absolutely fucked, then got better in a while.
then sammi and Hazel Came... we Listened to some 'PUMPING' choons. Phft.
... then they put a big banner on tiffanys varanda saying " HONK IF UR HORNY "
..............
yea.
then we got in a taxi and this is all a bit of a blur.
OMG
i forgot.. yea so aswell. I scanned in tiffanys Invitation.. edited it. and printed it.
so yea... we made fake invitations so we could go.
so said happy birthday.. talked to a few randoms.
sooo... tiffany me and tiffany are wrecked. and Spot Kevin from our work.
MAKE HIM SIT HUG US WHILE WE SNUGGLED INTO HIM. O-M-F-G.
TOLD HIM that we call hairy Kev - Hairy kev, and the other Kev - peado Kev.
Tiffany was constantly asking him if she was obese hahahhaa.
then :
" WHY THE FUCK DID U SHAG LISA AND U WONT EVEN WINCH ME "
hhahaaha. shes a fucking gimmmp haha.
me n sammi danced. coz dancings fun.
tiffany and hazel fired into 13 year olds.
so there we are sitting
and next thing i know tiffanys pulling 2 guys at the same time. WITH HER TITS HANGING OUT.
ahahhahaha
then this stupid fucking ginger boy hit me with a chewin gum. and tiffany was sitting lookin at him
and the girl beside him walks over
Girl : " What the fuck u looking at "
Tiffany : " YER FUCKING GINGER PAL HOW? "
Girl : " well u must have a squint then ur lookin at me "
Tiffany : " AW WELL I MUST HAVE THEN "
*girl Grabs glass and flings it over tiffany*
tiffanys picks up a glass. and smaked her with it. Jumps up, Pushes all the tables out the way. and starts full on fighting with this girl
next thing i know im randomly trying to pull tiffany off, and kicking the girl. ( WHILE HER SKIRT WAS OFF AND HER FANNY WAS HANGING OUT)
it took over 7 guys, and a bouncer to pull tiffany off of her. sooo... we got flung out.
haha,.. then tiffanys SCPHEEL outside to the bouncer.
we walk... get a taxi to clydebank
AEH AEH AEH
then tiffany walks over to these guys. but i didnt hear wat was being said next thing i kno shes pullin him.
then they stoped and we walked up. and i relised the guy was about 40.
then he tryed to pull me.. and i told him to get to fuck. EUGH he was SO disgusting.
got on a bus to town
WHY
TRYED TO GET INTO THE MOON?
THE MOON
come on to fuck
went to mcdonalds.
and these English people one was black came over n started talkin to us. then had tiffany up against mcdonalds grinding her arse n singing 'lean back'
soooo random
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHA thennnnn
we went to the bustop and there was JAPANESE ppl there. and i was talking away to them
it was fukcing hilarious
and they where calling each other ladie boys Lmao.
met irish guys to on the bus.
" IRISH IRISH COME SIT HEREE "
" JAPAN, WHERES JAPAN "
then some boy was saying sumit about tiffany
and she was slaggin fuck out of him, and he was with 2 girls
then he wouldnt stop looking n she went
" if u dnt fucking stop looking at me i'll boot fuck out of ur girlfriends "
and they did fuck all.
THEN
As they where leaving the fucking bus
the girl trys to start shit.
tiffany ended up bootin fuck out of my knees coz i had to hold her back hahahaa...
the nite was fucking WILD.
then i got up at 7. For work.
Joy,.
it all started when i met Tiffany in town. and her maw, who was casualy walking with a big fat doobie.
we got Davie... a card. I choose it. it was The Incrediables.. and for a baby. and u could cut out ur own superpower card on the inside.
I've never spoke to Davie in Work.
And we got him the most stupid card... hes gonna think we are weirdos. BUT WILL ANYWAY AFTER THE FUTHER ON GOINGS OF THE DAY.
so.. we go home. Her maw goes out.
I crack open the Lambrini and start rolling a few joints.
then i was absolutely fucked, then got better in a while.
then sammi and Hazel Came... we Listened to some 'PUMPING' choons. Phft.
... then they put a big banner on tiffanys varanda saying " HONK IF UR HORNY "
..............
yea.
then we got in a taxi and this is all a bit of a blur.
OMG
i forgot.. yea so aswell. I scanned in tiffanys Invitation.. edited it. and printed it.
so yea... we made fake invitations so we could go.
so said happy birthday.. talked to a few randoms.
sooo... tiffany me and tiffany are wrecked. and Spot Kevin from our work.
MAKE HIM SIT HUG US WHILE WE SNUGGLED INTO HIM. O-M-F-G.
TOLD HIM that we call hairy Kev - Hairy kev, and the other Kev - peado Kev.
Tiffany was constantly asking him if she was obese hahahhaa.
then :
" WHY THE FUCK DID U SHAG LISA AND U WONT EVEN WINCH ME "
hhahaaha. shes a fucking gimmmp haha.
me n sammi danced. coz dancings fun.
tiffany and hazel fired into 13 year olds.
so there we are sitting
and next thing i know tiffanys pulling 2 guys at the same time. WITH HER TITS HANGING OUT.
ahahhahaha
then this stupid fucking ginger boy hit me with a chewin gum. and tiffany was sitting lookin at him
and the girl beside him walks over
Girl : " What the fuck u looking at "
Tiffany : " YER FUCKING GINGER PAL HOW? "
Girl : " well u must have a squint then ur lookin at me "
Tiffany : " AW WELL I MUST HAVE THEN "
*girl Grabs glass and flings it over tiffany*
tiffanys picks up a glass. and smaked her with it. Jumps up, Pushes all the tables out the way. and starts full on fighting with this girl
next thing i know im randomly trying to pull tiffany off, and kicking the girl. ( WHILE HER SKIRT WAS OFF AND HER FANNY WAS HANGING OUT)
it took over 7 guys, and a bouncer to pull tiffany off of her. sooo... we got flung out.
haha,.. then tiffanys SCPHEEL outside to the bouncer.
we walk... get a taxi to clydebank
AEH AEH AEH
then tiffany walks over to these guys. but i didnt hear wat was being said next thing i kno shes pullin him.
then they stoped and we walked up. and i relised the guy was about 40.
then he tryed to pull me.. and i told him to get to fuck. EUGH he was SO disgusting.
got on a bus to town
WHY
TRYED TO GET INTO THE MOON?
THE MOON
come on to fuck
went to mcdonalds.
and these English people one was black came over n started talkin to us. then had tiffany up against mcdonalds grinding her arse n singing 'lean back'
soooo random
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHA thennnnn
we went to the bustop and there was JAPANESE ppl there. and i was talking away to them
it was fukcing hilarious
and they where calling each other ladie boys Lmao.
met irish guys to on the bus.
" IRISH IRISH COME SIT HEREE "
" JAPAN, WHERES JAPAN "
then some boy was saying sumit about tiffany
and she was slaggin fuck out of him, and he was with 2 girls
then he wouldnt stop looking n she went
" if u dnt fucking stop looking at me i'll boot fuck out of ur girlfriends "
and they did fuck all.
THEN
As they where leaving the fucking bus
the girl trys to start shit.
tiffany ended up bootin fuck out of my knees coz i had to hold her back hahahaa...
the nite was fucking WILD.
then i got up at 7. For work.
Joy,.