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Today I wore my Leopard Speedo around Ashleys house. I'm at her house right now,but her mom hange my outfit,because Her mom wanted a turn with the speedo. I think she wanted HER son to wear it next. But before all that I ate my 87253 peices of toast. That was exhilerating. After the speedo Festivities I Tortured Ashe;ys Kitten,Like I do everyday. I watch her cat walk past me and I check it out from head to tail. I imagine that it is a thanksgiving Turkey With Extra lard on it walking around her house. Well Ashleys mom wants me to go Brush my mullet,she says I look like bob marley,so I have to go brush it now. Bye