Mature person Quiz, (Nicked from Rach)

Jan 23, 2007 17:15

Anyone else listen to the Ricky Gervais Podcast show? Downloaded most of series 2 today, it's bloody hilarious like. Rach got the series one transcript book for my xmas a few weeks back and I got the CD too. Given up on my essay for today and listening to it with a few coffees. Relaxing for a change.

Here's a quiz



1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
The internet bill from my old flat because I should have paid a minuté amount compared to how much the other guys used it. Not divided fairly at all.

2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
A restaurant of course but I reckon seafood restaurants have proven to be most romantic in my experience.

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Not for a long long time.

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never happened

5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Miss Campbell

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Finishing my essay but that aint gonna happen tonight, totally and completely lost interest

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Train driver cause I was mental about thomas the tank engine. Looking at Scotrail now I think that fate worked in my favour.

8. How many colleges did you attend?
One, the course disbanded due to too many folk dropping out.

9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
it's a HORSE The Band shirt that I haven't worn it in a while

10. GAS PRICES!
No car. Don't care.

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
Canada for a masters degree perhaps and Rachel would be superb

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Greaaaaat...an essay to do.

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Don't recall

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Anything really, everyone likes sexy I guess but whatever works for me cause I know what's underneath heh :P

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Dishes, washing up..infact...most of them...

17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
Perhaps, don;t do much like

18. Get up early or sleep in?
Depends on the day and my duties on that day.

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Homer Simpson, Hank Hill, Peter Griffin in that order

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with the opposite sex?
Sit around and be happy doing fuck all (by fuck all I mean watch a film or snack or hug or talk)

21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
None

2. When did you first start feeling old?
Never felt old really, I think people are idiots if they say 'Oooh I'm getting old, woe is me' when you are under 60...morons.

23. Favorite 80's movie?
Commando

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Chorizo

25. What do you get every time you go into Costco?
I don't but it'd be stongbow if I did

26. Beach or lake?
Beach, reminds me of holidays

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died by the age 20?
Marriage, nice idea but uneccessary. I'd like to though for the record. It'd be a day to remember.

28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
No-one...fool...

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Spending cash, eating popcorn to excess, listening to music way too loud when no-one's in.

30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Emm...Actually don't have one...I wouldn't keep my fave movies a secret.

31. What's your favorite drink?
Non Alcohol: Dr. Pepper, Irn Bru and Lucoade Sport Orange.
Alcoholic: Strongbow, Jack Daniels and Coke, Tequila Slammers

33. Cops or robbers?
Always a cop....grr

39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
No car, get tae fuck.

42. Norm or Cliff?
Excuse me?

43. The Cosby Show or The Simpsons?
Simpsons you daft twat.

44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Getting back with my 2nd girlfriend after a 2 month hiatus...bloody idiotic.

45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
Emm get on with everyone at work bar my assistant manager...Complete and utter idiot.

46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
Nope, wouldn't do it.

47. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
The Beastie Boys, and go with Rachel's one Lee Evans (only if thre were plenty of air conditioners hehe)

48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
I'd rather sleep with a non celebrity to be honest.

49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No.

50. Last book you read for real?

The Ricky Gervais show Series One Transcripts.

51. Do you have a teddy bear?
I still have my old one kicking around.

52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
In a tent at Leeds

53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
Emmm...

54. Number of texts in a day?
5 or 6...too many.

55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
New Career...please for god's sake

56. Do you go to church?
Christ no.

57. Pencil or pen?
Pen

58. Bueller??? Bueller??? Bueller??? Has anyone seen Ferris???
Bueller but who cares?

60. What do you want to achieve in life?
Become a sucessful journalism writing for a video game magazine

61. How old are you?
23

62. Where do you see yourself when you are 40?
In a perfect world: see question 60 and add kids a wife and a spankin' cool house.
Reality: As abov but minus the good job and amazing house :(

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