Stoled from Rach!

[fastrez]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, fastrez sent to me...

Twelve deftones drumming
Eleven architects piping
Ten games a-leaping
Nine simpsons dancing
Eight movies a-milking
Seven clerks a-swimming
Six magners a-waiting
Five be-e-e-eastie boys
Four spongebob squarepants
Three infernal affairs
Two misery signals
...and a calzone in an admiral angry.