Okay, all joking aside, someone really bad just blew into this place.
You've probably all seen
this post. This guy's name is Dr. Ivo Robotnik... otherwise known as Dr. Eggman, Robo-Robotnik, or whatever he's more comfortable with this week.
And though I try to not get bent out of shape over him, he's seriously bad news. He's cheated death more times than I can count, and has successfully conquered our homeworld twice. We've beaten him back on occassion, but...
...
Me, Sally, Tails, Knuckles... we've all lost a lot to him. This isn't just a warning to DATS. Eggman is a very dangerous man.
But don't be afraid of 'em. That just helps him along.