"Five dollars? What a rip off," she exclaims loudly. Lois is a bitch, deep down, and she is secretly loving the fact that all these people she knows are prostituting themselves.
It's fantastic.
"But if I get a picture, I'll happily pay double that. Maybe even triple." And there's the beaming simle. "I really want to show Ollie."
She has no heart. That woman is heartless. She is worse than Bats sometime. And soon, Wally will have no balls.
But this is for charity, he needs to think of the children. Right, children, good. He leans in and kisses Lois, trying not to be completely awkward but failing at it.
He pulls back a little too fast after the click, too, lifting the donations box, "It's for the kids." He says awkwardly.
"And I guess now I just need to stay away from Ollie for a few weeks. At least he will never catch me... unless he asks Supes to do it." Crap. "You don't think he would, right?"
"That is a very good question," she asks. "And he might. That'd make me laugh so hard."
She opens her phone and looks at the picture again. "What's his cellphone number again? I'll send it now so he knows what Ollie's talking about later."
"The best, Wally," she corrects him, still punching in numbers on her phone. "The best. And didn't you know? There's a fine line between love and hate and since I can't possibly love you while I love Ollie...well," She reaches over and gives him a pat on the cheek. "That's how the cookie crumbles, Speedy."
He frowns at the phone and shrugs, "I'm okay with no love, but there is no need for hate." He can take the phone and be on the other side of the planet if he wants to, but somehow that sounds like an even worse idea.
It's fantastic.
"But if I get a picture, I'll happily pay double that. Maybe even triple." And there's the beaming simle. "I really want to show Ollie."
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Of course at the other part of her sentence his face falls, "Show... Ollie? You'll tell him why I was kissing you, right?"
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Oh Lois is having fun now. "So really, Wally, you better make it worthwhile. There's a lot riding on this."
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Another pause, longer this time, and a rub of his neck, "But you gotta agree with me here, Lo, that's a lot of pressure."
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"You can deliver. I have faith, Wally."
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"Okay."
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"I'm all yours, Wally. Let's see what you're made of."
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But this is for charity, he needs to think of the children. Right, children, good. He leans in and kisses Lois, trying not to be completely awkward but failing at it.
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Although, that being said, the minute she hears the click, she pulls away.
"I can't believe you went through with that," she manages to say, giggling. "Congrats. You've got some balls, West."
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"And I guess now I just need to stay away from Ollie for a few weeks. At least he will never catch me... unless he asks Supes to do it." Crap. "You don't think he would, right?"
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She opens her phone and looks at the picture again. "What's his cellphone number again? I'll send it now so he knows what Ollie's talking about later."
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"Well, I don't love you ,but I don't hate you either. How about..I just like making you cringe. What emotion is that?"
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