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[fasternlightbot]

So I just had the best dream ever. The whole world was made of food and I could eat as much as I wanted and it never ran out. So I was wondering if anyone out there can make this happen. Like with a food ray or something. I know it's a long shot, but with all the crazy stuff that happens, why not

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[Anonymous]

[guardianofearth]

Keep this up, and you'll turn into a burpmon.

Re: [Anonymous]

[fasternlightbot]

I will not!

Re: [Anonymous]

[guardianofearth]

Yes you will. It is a scientific fact of the digital world. You will turn into a burpmon if you become too overweight. And when you do, DATS will have to revert you to a digitama to prevent you from spreading it around.

Re: [Anonymous]

[fasternlightbot]

I'm not overweight...

Re: [Anonymous] Now he's BSing.

[guardianofearth]

Why does that sound like you are in denial?

Also, dreams about the world being made out of food is rumored to be one of the warning signs that one is about to turn into a burpmon.

Re: [Anonymous] XD Bwtween this and the threat of a Demon King coming for him, he's terrified.

[fasternlightbot]

.....

Re: [Anonymous] That was exactly the reaction he was looking for.

[guardianofearth]

Might want to start running laps before it is too late.

Re: [Anonymous]

[fasternlightbot]

[logs off]