This was too good to pass up.
by limitedbythesky
faster_than_c's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 7% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 09:44:40 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 02:31:50 PM
Alco Money! : $ 303
Guests of Honour
_pink_witch_ is a hateful Fundementalist Christian and a newbie drinker. _pink_witch_ decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
faster_than_c is an upbeat Muslim and a newbie boozer. faster_than_c drank 6 Poteens, 6 Pernods.
maskedcrusader is an easy-going Hindu. maskedcrusader drank 2 Vodkas, 2 Mescals.
h2o_boy is a poignant Atheist. h2o_boy drank 8 Sherrys.
zoom_kid is an enthusiastic Hindu and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. zoom_kid drank 6 Sambuccas.
robinsdarkhalf is a boring Taoist. robinsdarkhalf decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
xxdeathstrokexx is an abhorrent Buddhist who pisses on house plants because the proper water is always just out of reach. xxdeathstrokexx drank 4 Mescals, 8 Irish Creams, 1 Absinthe, 6 Everclears.
faster_than_c is an evil Fundementalist Christian. faster_than_c decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
poes_girl is a dejected Buddhist. poes_girl drank 11 White Wines, 3 Absinthes, 2 Pulques, 1 Sambucca, 1 Red Wine.
koriandr_098 is a bitter Taoist. koriandr_098 drank 1 Pernod, 1 Red Wine.
Sick!
Bloody hell! Was that pile of brown marks on the floor there last night, faster_than_c?
Fights
h2o_boy and faster_than_c got into a brutal fist fight after h2o_boy made a flippant remark along the lines of 'If God has a dick, I basically think we are all fucked'.
Lovers
No one would have predicted it at the start of the evening but it seems like zoom_kid has found an eternal soulmate in maskedcrusader. Oh the romance!
The Drunkest
According to the AA's best estimates it will be 6 months before xxdeathstrokexx is sober enough to drive again.
Random Events
poes_girl had to be told on multiple occasions that the curtains were not edible
the room stood in awe as faster_than_c declared that they were jesus before pouring a glass of
red wine over zoom_kid's head.
Contrary to popular belief maskedcrusader firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career.
Happy New Year!
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