Sarah? Updating? WTF mate.

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Tonight owned. So we had our choir concert, it was pretty damn good if I do say so myself. Surprised my parents with my little contribution to the Im Gunna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair trio and there were so many great moments including the following: 1)Me holding Christie's hand so tight while headbanging that I almost broke her hand. 2)Slow clap. 3)Slow clap again. 4)CISSEL CISSEL CISSEL CISSEL *followed by intense clapping.* 5)Having to wait for all the guys to leave stage before I could go up for the trio, making me totally late and almost tripping and killing myself. 6)Bruce. 7)Connor. 8)Mike. 9)Bruce, Connor, and Mike jacking off over my face. wait, I mean..... you had to be there. 10)Julie's elbow up my vagina. again, you had to be there. 11)Dead Babies. 12)More dead babies. 13)Trampolines and babies. 14)Tree's and dead babies. 15)More dead babies. 16)Shamu's penis. 17)Being molested by a dolphin. 18)Seeing the Music Man Quartet one last time. 19)"Hey Mofo...." "yes?" "Wait, did she just respond to Mofo." "yes, yes I did." 20) IM A BASTARD. 21)Cosmopolatins. 22)"Does anyone want to get naked and have sex with me?" 23)Eating a pazooki at the speed of light. 24)Eric and drugs. 25)JESUS. 26)Bruce and I exchanging head wear. He became Alice and I became a stripper cop. 27)"Raise your hand if you have a Myspace!" 28)"A toast......to Tom from Myspace." 29)"Hey, raise your hand if you have over 100 friends on Myspace....200....300....900...." 30)Napkins being ferosiously pelted at me. 31)"GUEST...PLEASE!" 32)"I would do it except it's not legal. But it isn't illegal to stare." 33)"Don't worry I was just looking at the waitresses butt." 34)"God you laugh a lot." "Im sorry I'll stop." "No it's okay I like it...." 35)It's hard like a bathtub.

And I'm sure no one understands any of that. But thats not even half of what happened tonight. I just got home and now its officially Friday and I need to sleep.
-Sarah.