Never get your wisdom teeth out
So I got my wisdom teeth out on Wendsday and it sucks because Im stuck in bed, just sitting in pain!
So I have to talk about my hospital experience just because I have nothing else to do!
So Im scared shitless before the sugergy begins and me and my mom are in the elevator
Two ladies get in and the one goes to the other,
"oh geez you have to go to B2?"(its a floor)
and the other lady goes "yeah... tunnel 49F"
and the lady says "oh man id be scared!"
So my mom being the nosy person she is says "oh whats wrong with that floor?"
and they go "oh its where all the dead bodies are and theres a bunch of dark tunnels..."
the elevator door opens I say "oh okay wow check please I dont want to hear about it"!
Geez like I need to hear about dead bodies right before a surgery!
So then im sitting in the room on the bed and the nurse is talking to me trying to keep me calm and shes putting that god damn IV in my arm and I can hear my heart beat on the monitor (beep beep beep beep beep beep beep) and then she tells me about the medicine shes gonna give me to knock me out, the frist medicine will make me not care about ne thing and the second is one that will make me not remember anything from during the surgery!
so she puts the frist one in and says "rachel do you drink?"
I said "well occasionaly..."
she says" well this right here is equalvalant to drinking a 12 pack in 10 minutes, your gonna feel drunk!"
then she put the next one in and from that point I dont remember anything! its so weird
So then when it was over I seriously felt so wasted.... I was talking to everyone...and because my teeth were under the gums, they had to cut the gums and then drill my teeth out! so they wanted an x ray after! well this nurse comes in and sticks this thing down my mouth to get ready for the x ray, and i hit her hand away and say "OW you dont do it right...you hurt me...no one else did!" so shes this crazy little indian lady and shes like "okay okay we go into x ray room!" so she put me in the x ray table and walks out and I scream " you damn foreiner, go back to your own country, dont come to mine and stick things in my mouth that hurt me!" then I started cracking up laughing! so she came back and I was still laughing and she took the x ray and put me back in my room! so then everyone I saw I told them about the Indian lady hurting me! My mom thought I was hilarious...she goes " mann I thought I would be used to you acting like a drunk idiot!" I was talking to everyone in the hospital when she wheeled me out, it was so funny! I was talking about how I could be the hospital entertainment! haha
So now Ive been stuck in bed since then and I absolutly hate it! Cause normally Im so busy doing stuff that I dont think about things that are on my mind and bothering me! So now I have time to sit and think and it makes me all depressed and im in pain so all I do is cry! it really sucks!
So I have to talk about my hospital experience just because I have nothing else to do!
So Im scared shitless before the sugergy begins and me and my mom are in the elevator
Two ladies get in and the one goes to the other,
"oh geez you have to go to B2?"(its a floor)
and the other lady goes "yeah... tunnel 49F"
and the lady says "oh man id be scared!"
So my mom being the nosy person she is says "oh whats wrong with that floor?"
and they go "oh its where all the dead bodies are and theres a bunch of dark tunnels..."
the elevator door opens I say "oh okay wow check please I dont want to hear about it"!
Geez like I need to hear about dead bodies right before a surgery!
So then im sitting in the room on the bed and the nurse is talking to me trying to keep me calm and shes putting that god damn IV in my arm and I can hear my heart beat on the monitor (beep beep beep beep beep beep beep) and then she tells me about the medicine shes gonna give me to knock me out, the frist medicine will make me not care about ne thing and the second is one that will make me not remember anything from during the surgery!
so she puts the frist one in and says "rachel do you drink?"
I said "well occasionaly..."
she says" well this right here is equalvalant to drinking a 12 pack in 10 minutes, your gonna feel drunk!"
then she put the next one in and from that point I dont remember anything! its so weird
So then when it was over I seriously felt so wasted.... I was talking to everyone...and because my teeth were under the gums, they had to cut the gums and then drill my teeth out! so they wanted an x ray after! well this nurse comes in and sticks this thing down my mouth to get ready for the x ray, and i hit her hand away and say "OW you dont do it right...you hurt me...no one else did!" so shes this crazy little indian lady and shes like "okay okay we go into x ray room!" so she put me in the x ray table and walks out and I scream " you damn foreiner, go back to your own country, dont come to mine and stick things in my mouth that hurt me!" then I started cracking up laughing! so she came back and I was still laughing and she took the x ray and put me back in my room! so then everyone I saw I told them about the Indian lady hurting me! My mom thought I was hilarious...she goes " mann I thought I would be used to you acting like a drunk idiot!" I was talking to everyone in the hospital when she wheeled me out, it was so funny! I was talking about how I could be the hospital entertainment! haha
So now Ive been stuck in bed since then and I absolutly hate it! Cause normally Im so busy doing stuff that I dont think about things that are on my mind and bothering me! So now I have time to sit and think and it makes me all depressed and im in pain so all I do is cry! it really sucks!