♪ I.

[fascinatedly]

W-woah...

THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUTTA SOME DAMN MOVIE!!! I WANT IT.

Wonder if I can buy it or somethin'...

ANY SEXY GIRLS WANNA ESCORT ME AROUND?!

OH YEAH AND JOIN THE SOS BRIGADE OR SOMETHING why the hell am I telling people to join something I don't even know...

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[deathtoboredom]

Hey! Add 'AND JOIN THE SOS BRIGADE' to that message!!

[fascinatedly]

SURE, NO PROBLEM!!

[fascinatedly]

Uh, what the hell is that anyway?

[deathtoboredom]

The SOS Brigade, run by yours truly Haruhi Suzumiya, is now recruiting aliens, sliders, time travelers, espers, and sexy women.

Sound like your kinda club?

[fascinatedly]

Espers... sexy women?!

...

Do we get hot pretty boys as well?

[deathtoboredom]

Well, there's Koizumi-kun.... and... Kyon...

[deathtoboredom]

.......... One outta two isn't bad, I guess.

[deathtoboredom]

OH! I just snagged us a vampire!! He's kinda cute, I guess.

[fascinatedly]

SIGN ME UP I could slash these guys to hell and back, ye-ah! Even the smallest amount of hot guys could attract others like a moth to a flame!!

[fascinatedly]

... gee, wonder if the vampire's gay. All vampires are supposed to be gay.

[deathtoboredom]

CONSIDER YOURSELF ABOARD!! Now who are you?

Are they? I had no idea.

[fascinatedly]

Shiori Kai! The amazing jade-eyes of the Orochi-kai! I see all!

... not that you were supposed to know that of course.

[deathtoboredom]

....... y... you mean...

You're a superhuman?!!

[fascinatedly]

Don't spread that around now. I don't want those old bastards chasing me down and making me LOOK AT PEOPLE FOR THEIR TRUE INTENT bullshit again.

[deathtoboredom]

[deathtoboredom]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I just wanna have fun.