Things to learn from Happy Gilmore

Dec 26, 2003 14:40

  • There is only one sport...HOCKEY!
  • Don't sing into an intercom that leads outside
  • Make sure family pays debt at leats once a decade...
  • Don't trust a black man with a wooden hand.
  • Don't trust a caddy to keep u from acting stupid...
  • If u want to toughen up, all u need is quarters and a batting cage.
  • When in need, rememeber; "Its all in the hips."
  • Putting is harder than it looks... thats hat hole in one's are for.
  • When in need of a caddy... poor people are ur number one friends.
  • Remember, golf games are "live" make a complete ass of urself... 
  • Don't listen to the guy that says, "Send the ball home." He's crazy.
  • Cuss words actually "Help" make the ball go in the hole, use as many as possible...
  • Only play gold if ur trying to score with a fine lady, or need money...
  • Don't give an allagator to a friend... especially a specifc one.
  • SUBWAY.... is a great place to get sandwhiches.
  • and many more... but for people who havent seen the movie... ur VERY deprived but i wont spoil the whole thing for ya.
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