Dec 26, 2003 14:40
- There is only one sport...HOCKEY!
- Don't sing into an intercom that leads outside
- Make sure family pays debt at leats once a decade...
- Don't trust a black man with a wooden hand.
- Don't trust a caddy to keep u from acting stupid...
- If u want to toughen up, all u need is quarters and a batting cage.
- When in need, rememeber; "Its all in the hips."
- Putting is harder than it looks... thats hat hole in one's are for.
- When in need of a caddy... poor people are ur number one friends.
- Remember, golf games are "live" make a complete ass of urself...
- Don't listen to the guy that says, "Send the ball home." He's crazy.
- Cuss words actually "Help" make the ball go in the hole, use as many as possible...
- Only play gold if ur trying to score with a fine lady, or need money...
- Don't give an allagator to a friend... especially a specifc one.
- SUBWAY.... is a great place to get sandwhiches.
- and many more... but for people who havent seen the movie... ur VERY deprived but i wont spoil the whole thing for ya.