;)

[farts4us]

Well, tis the three month anniversary of the day that I start in a used car add. True, they did cut out the picture of "random naked leafy guy" who appeared in the back of the car...but i was on tv for a minute! I'm feeling a little claustrophobic, dinosaurs can't really fit in chairs, and when i tried to get my pitchfork, i couldn't fit my leafy little body into the closet. I had to ask my barber to do it for me. Well, since i'm tearing up, and Oprah is on, i'll take my leave.

The turkey in the stove reminds me of your kiss,raw uncooked and bony. *Painted Toothbrush*