Fantastico

Sep 17, 2004 00:49

Well well, anarcho-toffs storm the parliament and do what? Nothing really, they run in, point angrily and then fall over. Civil naughtiness. If you ban foxhunting I’m gonna be really naughty. How gay ( Read more... )

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missbumpkin September 17 2004, 06:35:48 UTC
I feel so sorry for your mother sometimes!
You must have been a right little shite!
Still playing wargames too, you haven't changed a bit ;p
Love you lots
Big hugs
xxx

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fart_pellet September 17 2004, 07:22:46 UTC
Am building a machinegun nest out back as we speak. Woe betide anybody that tries to walk up my back lane [furnarf furnarf]. As for my mum, Catherine thinks her husband, as in my dad, isn't my real dad. Everyone is short in our family cept me. I think my mum spent some time dillydallying with a Maltese milkman. What a rotter!

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missbumpkin September 17 2004, 12:02:10 UTC
Scandalous!
You have the same hairstyle as your dad - doesn't that count?

You don't need a machinegun nest out the back, your back passage is already way too dangerous for anyone to even consider sneaking up it!

xxx

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fart_pellet September 17 2004, 17:05:21 UTC
Maybe the Maltese milkman had the same hairstyle as me, or lack of it I should say. As for someone sneaking up to my back passage, you're forgetting the unfortunate Dizzy incident. Assumption being the mutha of all fuck-ups. :-)

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fart_pellet September 17 2004, 17:08:04 UTC
Actually, perhaps I shouldn't use the phrase 'fuck-up' in the same breath as 'back passage'

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