{004. these storms subside}
The chaos is over, and, aside from some juice boxes piled on the floor of my closet (Charybdis, if you want them, you can come take them), my apartment managed to fare rather well.
I have seemed to pick up some spare... things, however, that I can assure you are not mine.
[trying very hard to sound dignified]
These items include one toaster that appears to be broken, one large plasma television set, one set of... handcuffs, some lacy black underwear that has the words 'princess' inscribed on it, and a collection of, um hedonists, I'm surrounded by hedonists adult films.
If the owners of these items would be so kind as to retrieve them from my apartment, I am in 12a, and would appreciate not having them here anymore. Aside, perhaps, from the new plasma television. Which I will not use to watch the adult films, all of you can keep your smart comments to yourselves.
EDIT~ Athena is currently lying unconscious on the floor of her apartment, in the middle of shattered shards of mirror, papers, splintered wood, and blood. Her door is currently open, so anyone who either wanders by, or comes to pick up some of the items above can find her. What happened to her?
I have seemed to pick up some spare... things, however, that I can assure you are not mine.
[trying very hard to sound dignified]
These items include one toaster that appears to be broken, one large plasma television set, one set of... handcuffs, some lacy black underwear that has the words 'princess' inscribed on it, and a collection of, um hedonists, I'm surrounded by hedonists adult films.
If the owners of these items would be so kind as to retrieve them from my apartment, I am in 12a, and would appreciate not having them here anymore. Aside, perhaps, from the new plasma television. Which I will not use to watch the adult films, all of you can keep your smart comments to yourselves.
EDIT~ Athena is currently lying unconscious on the floor of her apartment, in the middle of shattered shards of mirror, papers, splintered wood, and blood. Her door is currently open, so anyone who either wanders by, or comes to pick up some of the items above can find her. What happened to her?